An ancient, and near-impossible technique of jelqing where one jelqs to the roaring heartbeat of Rahab, the monster of the waters. Once finished, you witness as your penis becomes enormous, and cancerous. Lumps form on your newly endowed member, and you watch as veins burst in a gradient of green and red. Your penis is now heavier than you are, and it hurts. The urethra opens ans shoots out puss, but then, Rahab swims out of your urethra. Your penis tears open and profusely excretes blood as if it were a fire hydrant. Rahab curses you with a damnation above all unholy. No Zimbabwean Flicker Munting, and no Reverse Gorping
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Sam: Im tired of normal sex, what's something more kinky and gross we can do?
Emily: We could share a Paraguayan popsicle?
Sam: Hell yeah!
Emily: We could share a Paraguayan popsicle?
Sam: Hell yeah!
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A kid that likes to eat moo moos for a living. He prevents getting shipped by making people his mommos. Now his entire family has accepted him for what he is. Sometimes he likes to tell people that some kid bit him. Beware of an Amy Paraguay Mahajaria because if he emails you he will say that he is your long lost brother from Paraguay looking to ship 3000 gallons of moo moo milk. He gets scared by people nyanyanyaing him, but if you tap his shoulder to tell him something then he will turn around and nay nay you. He really loves pulling sneakys on people.
Bob Ross: Hey how's it going?
Abraham Daddy: I just got an email.
Bob Ross: By who?
Abraham Daddy: I don't know but I think it was Amy Paraguay Mahajaria'd.
Bob Ross: *reveals himself to be Amy Paraguay Mahajaria*
Abraham Daddy: What the-
Amy Paraguay Mahajaria: Haha, I pulled a little sneaky on ya.
Abraham Daddy: I just got an email.
Bob Ross: By who?
Abraham Daddy: I don't know but I think it was Amy Paraguay Mahajaria'd.
Bob Ross: *reveals himself to be Amy Paraguay Mahajaria*
Abraham Daddy: What the-
Amy Paraguay Mahajaria: Haha, I pulled a little sneaky on ya.
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