blue parakeet

to shove an entire straw from any fast food restaurant down your throat and continuously adding more until you turn blue and make a sound that resembles one of a parakeets.

John tried the blue parakeet challenge the other day, he's awesome.

by bob ross the crafter of sorts February 06, 2018

Full parakeet

When a person is so drunk, they mistake their own reflection in the mirror for another person.

Yeah man, he did it again. Robert was so wasted, he got into a shouting match with his own reflection for an hour. Dude went full parakeet.

by hipduds July 06, 2018

Parakeets door

Trapping the female genitalia in a door

Ouch I trust trapped my vagina in the door , now I’ve got a parakeets door

by Margaret bumbaclart April 21, 2019

oily parakeet

Much like oily pelican, but with step two being oral. First, a man has anal sex with a woman followed by her defecating on his penis. He then puts the penis in her mouth. Originated since parakeets can speak, and so can women.

I gave my girl's moped a good oily parakeet. The moped doesn't use all my mouthwash up.

by onethousandninehundredninety June 05, 2014

Ball parakeet

The act of putting ones balls on someone’s shoulders like a parakeet while saying “ball parakeet!”

Ahmad: “yea I just did a ball parakeet on my girlfriend she seemed to really like it”

by tpih2324 March 03, 2022

Parakeets of the Caribbean

A group of people on psychedelic mushrooms attempting to hang a hammock, and failing miserably.

Jim! What are we the Parakeets of the Caribbean?

by zbastardman July 24, 2020

parakeet blast

A literal translation from Mexican Spanish pericazo, for a snort of cocaine.

Ricardo offered me a parakeet blast and a Tecante, so we blasted parakeet and drank cerveza.

by dawson. April 21, 2008