Patadouche

Someone who owns more than five articles of Patagonia clothing.

That guy looks like a patadouche.

by Sizeock January 27, 2019

prodoucher

a professional douche bag userett.

ur mom is the best prodoucher i have ever had the privlage of doing in the ass hole. she tickled my pickle real good.

by 360-576-5863 call me plaz May 13, 2005

Padouche

the act of a man splashing another man or women with his seed.

or

the noise male seed makes when hitting another man or woman's face.

Dude last night I met this drunk whore and she let me padouche all over her.

by Boxplay April 2, 2012

Zaradouchious

"Z-AIR-UH-DO-SHE-US" Adjective. 1.The act of being a complete douche. 2. Seeming to be someone's friend and then talking shit about them five minutes later. 3. Cowering down to everybody that stands up to you. 4. Having a really big stick up your ass, tries to show leadership but just cowers down after someone stands up to you.

Bill was just hangin out with Jeff, and now he's talkin shit. He's being zaradouchious.

by 214 PL December 22, 2008

Prodouche

The name for an offspring of two people that everyone knows as douchebags, so the child is expected to be a super douche like them or just a regular douche, either way you're getting a douche for a son.

Joe: Hey dude, I heard Brad and Sarah want a baby
Mike: Really, shit they going to prodouche a smug annoying baby.
Joe: Tell me about it.

by Dumbinic December 7, 2009

Prodouche

An obnoxious egotistical vegetarian.
It is a combination of the word Douche and Produce

Christian: Are you gonna eat that asparagus? Cause if you don't you're a fat ass. And I'm beautiful. Cause I don't eat meat.
Phil: Fuck off you fucking prodouche.

by Maximus the Destroyer February 28, 2016

Predouchess

When you know someone's a douche before they meet him.

"Did you see that guy's 'su dude' sticker? Wow hes so predouchess."

by ijustwantedtosharethis February 3, 2019