Paella ina bottle

A true artisan sauce made by a legendary Spanish lady. Suitable in a rice dish or treat yourself and chug from the bottle. You can't go wrong bringing this number to a family dinner.

My grandma knows how to finesse paella ina bottle.

by Severelykickedback November 9, 2022

paella

Slang term for "hot and spicy" anal sex in Latin America, named after the mixed up Spanish seafood-and-rice dish.

"If I treat her right, my putita gives me paella on weekends."

by Jesus Rolleyes September 16, 2007

Paella fetish

Sexual arousal from the sight of paella. Sexual arousal can also be acquired from eating the Spanish dish, paella.

Kendra’s paella fetish is really getting out of hand.

by Mdb42 February 24, 2019

hash brown paella

A horrid mixture of soggy fried potato, sausage, and saffron. To date, it has never been served at any restaurant. About as appetizing as a Boston pancake.

Only a monkey would want to eat hash brown paella.

by ZeroTolerance August 10, 2007

papillaephiliac

A person that is sexual aroused by body hair. The condition is called papillaephilia.

"Don't worry about shaving tonight Sally, Nate's a papillaephiliac, he likes a woman with a stubble."

by TuM3230 May 30, 2009

Pacellajake

A MOTHERFUCKING WHORE WHO DATES GIRLS AND FUCKS THEM AND BREAKS UP WITH THEM AND IS A PERVERT WHO DATES YOUNGER GIRLS FIR FUN AND SPENDS 800 MILLION DOLLARS ON CONDOMS A FUCKING WEEK

Pacellajake just fucked me and broke up with me...

by Pacellajake March 17, 2019

paella

il France bien la tour eiffel

On fait qoui la?

On fait paella?

by itsmejessieandari May 12, 2019