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papes

1. An archaic word for breasts.
Her papes were withered with age.
by James Howard February 4, 2004
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papes

Can be used as a noun or a verb, depending on context. Often used in video-game situations, such as with Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

1. Someone or something that dies/uses up all lives with amazing speed,

2. someone/thing that dies by falling, either ridiculously often or,

3. when a simple opportunity(s) to save oneself from death is blatantly missed.

4. Making a stupid mistake.

5. When the result of an action is the opposite of the expected or desired effect; can be either negative (usually) or positive (rare).

i.e(negative): Playing video games, person A tries pressing the up button on the controller. The side button is instead pressed, thoroughly screwing the pooch.

i.e.(positive): With a history of failure, everyone expects person B to fail yet again, however, person B actually does well.

6. The occurrence of an accidental, self-inflicted troll.

7. Being really good at being really bad/Succeeding at failing.

*A person/thing characterizing any of these definitions may also be referred to as "Papes."
Used not so much as a derogatory term towards a human being, "Papes" refers to the personification of fail--an outside force which is causing the papes to happen. Therefore, when failure occurs, it is blamed on "Papes."
Character: *falls off cliff*
Player: "PAPES!!! Y U SO PAPES?!"
Papes: LOL, U mad?

Person A: "If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
Person B: "Papes."

Person A: *Dies stupidly in video game.*
Person B: "Y u do that?"
Person A: "Because: papes."
by TheMightyPapes September 24, 2011
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Papes

Papes is the name given to the loser of the game of 'Scissors, Paper, Rock', involving 5 or more participants. The name 'Papes' shall only be given to the loser if both of the following criteria are satisfied:

1) The loss occurs in the first round of play; and
2) The losing player chooses 'Paper', with all other particpants choosing 'scissors'
haha Papes is so predictable, he always goes with paper.
by Paper always loses December 9, 2008
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paped

fucked continuosly by sevral people for along time
paped until ur overflowing
by [maved] February 4, 2004
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Pape

You like my new radio man? I spent almost 2 papes on it.
by Sinnn April 21, 2009
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Pape

To be someone that wants to be a prep, but can't afford the clothes.
Jerry, what a pape, be yourself. Don't try to be like others. Your poor man.
by UltimateAwesomness4 January 20, 2009
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willow pape

The bitch that comes up to you for no apprent reason making u lose followers and always tryin to fight you she's jealous because your kims friend and she's not willow is so basic
U talk to a guy that's willow papes boyfriend and she thinks your a stalker she's so basic
by Azhleynicole July 20, 2014
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