Bermuda Pantry

Any room that has had the walls sprayed with runny or liquified yellow feces. Usually a bathroom.

Kevin slept over last night and he turned my guest bathroom into a total "Bermuda Pantry". Grain alcohol mixed with Taco Bell makes some ugly yellow shit!

by BaJinxy December 9, 2010

in the pantry

A pansexual person who has not yet come out to anyone. They are still in the closet.

Person 1: "Oh she is coming out as pansexual!"
Person 2: "I never would've guessed that she was in the pantry!"

by whostolemyjelly October 8, 2019

handsy in the pantry

A fucked up girl tells a tale of giving a handjob in the pantry, but really she means she is holding hands in the pantry. Cool.

Erin: "Oh you know, we just got handsy in the pantry!!!!!"
Kimbo: "So you gave a hand job in the pantry...Cool"
Erin: "Uh no, we held hands."
Kimbo: (awk) "Gay"

by kimboslice4566 May 20, 2011

dutch pantry

the act of farting in a closet when someone is in it and then locking the door

my little brother was on the phone in the closet so i gave him a dutch pantry he didnt appreciate it

by Travel Sized Joe April 5, 2008

Grim Pantry

Going down on a women over 70.

Barb from Human Resources: Hello Steve from accounting... how was your weekend?
Steve from accounting: It was great Barb! I went to the assisted living home and got some Grim Pantry. It was delicious!

by irishdeathbunny September 11, 2018

put the beans in the pantry

This is a phrase used in a situation where people need to calm down. In this particular phrase , beans represents the harsh feelings or the feelings of anger. Putting the beans in the pantry represents the harsh feelings being put aside until they can be further resolved.

Greta: I hate you!
Natalie: Toes too (look it up)

Bradley: Guys, PUT THE BEANS IN THE PANTRY!

Greta: You're right Bradley

Natalie: Lets stay friends

by BestBuddies September 14, 2017

Coming out of the pantry

When someone comes out as pansexual.

Me: I have something to tell you. Ive decided to come out.
My mom: OMG youre gay?
Me: no im coming out of the pantry, not the closet.
Her: what?
Me:I'm pansexual

by Idontfuckpans March 20, 2020