Pantry Roulette

Opening the pantry or food cabinet & randomly pulling cans of food out & making a meal out of whatever you got, even if they don't go together.
Dad put corn & refried beans in the soup, I guess he played Pantry Roulette for dinner.
by Hal O. Ween May 09, 2011
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pantry challenge

when you're long overdue for a grocery run, the challenge of making a meal out of few choices left in the pantry
A: What did you eat last night?
B: I had a pantry challenge. Creamed corn and two slices of American cheese.
by matthewryan June 21, 2006
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tooth pantry

The reserve of food particles stored betwixt the teeth that provide an unexpected snack for a mid-day treat.
I just enjoyed a snack of raspberry seeds and corn skins from my tooth pantry.
by wolfbait51 June 01, 2011
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salami pantry

A promiscuous females vagina. Salami being a common food based reference to a penis and pantry being a storage unit where dry non-perishable food goods are kept combines to create a relevant metaphor for a vagina that plays common host to penis.
That jenny is a real salami pantry
by wordssmith June 30, 2011
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pantry suprise

when your low on groceries and haven't been able to
get to the store so you invent some random food concoction made from what is left over in the fridge and pantry
to make it look like you have something for dinner.
Your family asks you whats for dinner and you respond with
"pantry suprise!".
by smarterthansmartone August 24, 2011
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Columbian Pantry

When one's own feces is taken from them, gently heated, and then spoon fed back into their anus.
"I hate my boss so much, I just want to tie him to his chair and give him a Columbian Pantry."

"My underwear stinks today. I received a Columbian Pantry from my ex last night."
by SaucePatties August 25, 2015
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ass pantry

tahnee saromines has a blown out pussy so she lets guys fuck her ass on the first night in their kitchen pantry. example. ass pantry.
THIS Whore IS AN ASS Pantry
by HEAVY SNAKE September 15, 2018
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