Baby Pantries

If you break it down, its easy. Babies drink from tits to get their food. Normal humans eat from pantries to get their food. Therefore, another term for breasts, is Baby Pantries, because they are a babies pantry.

Look at those Baby Pantries.

I'd like to dance on those Baby Pantries with my mouth

by Roundhouse Cutback January 12, 2012

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pantry challenge

when you're long overdue for a grocery run, the challenge of making a meal out of few choices left in the pantry

A: What did you eat last night?
B: I had a pantry challenge. Creamed corn and two slices of American cheese.

by matthewryan June 21, 2006

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salami pantry

A promiscuous females vagina. Salami being a common food based reference to a penis and pantry being a storage unit where dry non-perishable food goods are kept combines to create a relevant metaphor for a vagina that plays common host to penis.

That jenny is a real salami pantry

by wordssmith July 1, 2011

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tooth pantry

The reserve of food particles stored betwixt the teeth that provide an unexpected snack for a mid-day treat.

I just enjoyed a snack of raspberry seeds and corn skins from my tooth pantry.

by wolfbait51 November 6, 2011

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pantry suprise

when your low on groceries and haven't been able to
get to the store so you invent some random food concoction made from what is left over in the fridge and pantry
to make it look like you have something for dinner.

Your family asks you whats for dinner and you respond with
"pantry suprise!".

by smarterthansmartone August 26, 2011

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Columbian Pantry

When one's own feces is taken from them, gently heated, and then spoon fed back into their anus.

"I hate my boss so much, I just want to tie him to his chair and give him a Columbian Pantry."

"My underwear stinks today. I received a Columbian Pantry from my ex last night."

by SaucePatties October 5, 2015

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