Palpatine

Greatest villain ever, took on Yoda in single combat and won, turned Luke Skywalker into a whining screaming bitch, nearly wiped out the entire rebellion, came back to life using clones at least 3 times, Subjugated an entire galaxy by himself, enslaved all the wookiees (yes, thats spelled right) and could show up Hitler, Mussolini, Yamamoto, and Stalin up in any game of risk even if they all teamed up and took George's advice on how to assfuck the world. Our president's role model and mine as well --definately a BAMF
Kim Jong Il should take some notes
(also makes an appearance on Robot Chiken)

world leaders,"hey! wtf! why are there star detroyers in orbit and Stormtroopers trashing out cities!"

any sober person," aww fuck! Palpatine sent his BAMF general Samuel L Jackson to kick our monkey asses!"

misguided and uninformed,"why dont we just fight back?"

the sober,"psshhh why dont you bend over and hand your new emperor the lube"

by Aztarael August 2, 2006

palate for upholstery

When you have a particular fondness of the taste of carpet in your mouth, also known as a rug muncher or a lesbian.

Wow, look at that girl with the short spikey hair, she definitely has a palate for upholstery

by juleybee December 14, 2010

Palpatinism

A monotheistic religion in which Palpatine from Star Wars is the one and only god. Believers in Palpatinism tend to believe Palpatine is the real good guy and Rey could have taken his tile of the senate.

Revenge of the Sith is the Palpatinism equivalent of the bible.

by Coolcmr00 May 7, 2020

palate jack

When you release a load onto recipient’s tongue (palate), thus completing the act of palate jacking.

Met your dad at a bar, gave him a good old palate jack.

by Jackmaster3001 March 8, 2023

poker palate

Happens when the roof of your mouth known as the palate becomes indented due to sucking a lot of dick

After a night of vigorous activity Susan went to the dentist to find out she had a dent in her upper palate from giving too much head. Medical term Poker Palate

by durby November 2, 2013

ghetto palate

When good taste is a waste.

Forget the finer things in life, box wine trumps a fine Sancerre, chicken thighs slays organic free range, who needs Alaskan king salmon when fish-A-filet is basting in oil at McDonalds?

Most girls I meet on Tinder have ghetto palate which is cool for me. Cheap date , fast fuck rinse and repeat!

by Crotch pheasant November 23, 2017

the palpatine

Mounting a shock collar on a female partner and shocking her whilst stimulating her anus. The male partner also has to shout "It's treason then!" For effect.

Person: yeah I did the palpatine on my girlfriend yesterday
Person 2 : that's so shocking

by Clappedcunt69 December 21, 2018