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puerto rican paintbrush

when a man shoves his ball sack into a woman's asshole, then slaps his shit covered nuts all over the woman's face.
After that Puerto Rican Paintbrush he gave me, I had to shower 3 times just to get the stink and shit off my face and hair!!! starving artist
by Mr. Dooseldorf November 5, 2014
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Indian Paintbrush

When a man, prior to intercourse, removes a tampon from a woman's cervix and applies the absorbents across her face in a paintbrush motion; a form of foreplay.
He uncorked that pon and Indian paintbrushed her forehead.
by Maretis August 13, 2014
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Paintbrush Slap

when a man still has some cum on the end of his dick and slaps a girl in the face with it, leaving a paint-like smear on her face
Guy 1: "Hey man I gave that ho a paintbrush slap last night."
Guy 2: "Oh dude! That's whack!"
by Crushtheworld November 24, 2006
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Paintbrush

(v.) - To make a paintbrush motion with one's dick on a woman's vagina. A man does this when he is either put in a predicament in which he does not want to engage in sexual intercourse or he is simply out of condoms and wants to play it safe.
"She just dropped her pants and bent over. I didn't know what to do so I just paintbrushed her for a little bit."

"I ran out of condoms, and I do not want any kids so i just paintbrushed her clit a bit."
by KrizAlin1 October 24, 2009
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Paintbrush ponytail

A ponytail that resembles a childhood watercolor art set paintbrush. This ponytail usually exceeds NO MORE than 2" in length and, it is uneven and quite stiff in nature due to the use and/or abuse of alkaline/lye/ammonium thioglycolate.....aka "PERM". Other chemicals that can contribute to this unpolished paintbrush look are the overuse of p-phenylenediamine, the main ingredient in most hair dye products, or hydrogen peroxide (aka "bleach"). The wearer of a paintbrush ponytail has usually spent most of her time trying her very best to catch every strand and fly-away in order to tame the ponytail into something presentable to the public, but to no avail. After years of stress on the hair, the outcome is never favorable: snatched edges, permanently damaged hair follicles, maximum breakage, loss of friends due to embarrassment.
Dude, have you seen your girl's hair??? She needs to stop rocking that paintbrush ponytail and just go natural.

Wow.....look at that woman's paintbrush ponytail . What a shame. She would rather wear that sorry excuse for a hairstyle than cut it all off and start fresh.
by FantaBlack December 12, 2015
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Stinky Paintbrush

Taking a shit in a toliet so long that when the turd breaks it brushes that back of your balls.
My toliet in my camper is shallow & puts the stinky paintbrush on me regularly.
by Kdawg79 July 9, 2021
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Picasso's Paintbrush

When you have sex with a girl and pop her cherry causing her to bleed. When you pull out you have what seems to be a paintbrush dipped in red paint.
"Hey, was she a virgin?"
"Yeah, she gave me a Picasso's Paintbrush!"
by ArealMasterpiece July 20, 2009
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