Paddington Surprise

Fuck her from behind then come on her favorite teddy bear, then slap her in the face with it...that is the surprise.

Croke fucks bond from behind and then cums on his favorite teddy bear and then slaps him in the face with it..... thats the Paddington Surprise

by Croke-loves-Bond-cock October 16, 2009

Paddington Academy

A prison like building that may deceive you via its building and open day, however by signing the contract you have earnt yourself a seven year sentence in an NPC producing factory. Beware of silent transitions and teachers waiting to give you an hour for not saying good morning back. You may also be exposed to revealing your socks due to an unprecedented sock check. Note. Must be navy or black or you get an hour. Some teachers start off good but due to their training they are evolved into another non playable character whose reason for living is purely sentencing you to confinement in a room after school, where you pretend to do work. This is not to mention the exams they make you do RIGHT AFTER THE HOLIDAYS?! And the endless pile of homework you have to do for teachers that don't even take time out of their day to mark it.

polly: Come to paddington academy, its great!
jamal adbulaziz abdulrahman the second: no thanks, ive heard its part of the matrix

by Im telling the truth LLLLLL January 11, 2023

Paddington Academy

few decent teachers. some teachers may request u to lift up ur jumper to ensure your shirt is tucked in, in addition to the random sock checks. You may search far and wide for a unique school but you seldom find a school that bans bringing in electronics to school and requests parents to track their kids with an airtag instead. Extreme self glaze during assemblies when exam results suggest otherwise. Propaganda posters are found systematically in corridors.

Polly: come to Paddington Academy
AbdulRahman Abdul Jamal AbdulAziz the third:no thanks ive heard its an npc producing factory

by im telling the ruth LLLLLL March 29, 2026

Paddington Academy

few decent teachers. some teachers may request u to lift up ur jumper to ensure your shirt is tucked in, in addition to the random sock checks. You may search far and wide for a unique school but you seldom find a school that bans bringing in electronics to school and requests parents to track their kids with an airtag instead. Extreme self glaze during assemblies when exam results suggest otherwise. Propaganda posters are found systematically in corridors.

Polly: come to Paddington Academy
AbdulRahman Abdul Jamal AbdulAziz the third:no thanks ive heard its an npc producing factory

by im telling the ruth LLLLLL March 29, 2026

Paddington Blair

A nickname for former UK Labour PM Tony Blair, who was in office 1997-2007 and was primarily notable for being a lapdog of then US president George W. Bush who led the nation into a pointless foreign war.

Paddington Blair just sent us to war in Iraq looking for weapons of mass destruction which simply do not exist?

More like weapons of mass distraction... it's an almost-unbearable insult to Paddington Bear, the beloved child's toy, to compare him to this fool and his pointless involvement of Great Britain in Operation Iraqi Liberation - an obvious war for OIL.

by bitchuck October 13, 2025

pathetic paddington

someone who is so desperate to create a new phrase that they looked up P names on babynames.com so they could find a good name to describe someone being pathetic

wow you are studying on a friday night? you are such a pathetic paddington

you are really adding this phrase onto urbandictionary.com? you are such a pathetic paddington

by candy sanchez December 9, 2008