Fagnum P.I

The gay alternative for a cool cop that has a very rowdy mustache.

Your a cop and have a mustache, ...Fagnum P.I

by Poot Machine September 24, 2011

Magnum P.I.

when you fill a magnum condom with urine and slap someone in the face with it.

I gave my girlfriend a Magnum P.I. last night.

by Donald O'Connel October 8, 2009

Magnum P.I.

Participating in the Tom Selleck while either the shittee or shitter wears a Hawaiian shirt.

I took Kim on vacation to Hawaii. After 5 pina coladas she passed out and I gave her the Magnum P.I.

by GlobalChillage June 3, 2009

Magnum P.I.

Act of sexual deviance involving one individual urinating directly into another individual's eye.

I'd never hit a man wearing glasses, but I would give him a Magnum P.I.

by DaveO March 12, 2004

P.I. Double Shagrine

Verb peeing; code for PISS; needing to wizz; what you say when you wanna swear I front of your parents.

Alternate- P.I. Double; P.I. Shagrine Shagrine

"Where's the bathroom? I gotta P.I. Double Shagrine like race horse."

by Ima Di Ying & Daso Kay November 26, 2021

p.i.

montreal slang for jumping someone and attacking him in large group

yo wtf ce fils de pute a voler ma porte-feuille on le p.i. apres l'ecole

by 514mtl_man August 2, 2020

p.i.

Keeping it pleasantly implied aka keeping it real.

That fool is a pussy, I’m just just keeping it p.i.
To keep it p.i. with you, I don’t know if this relationship is going to work!

by Kimiko San January 16, 2019