owen

when someone makes a statement of accomplishment disproportionate to actual goals achieved

WOW!! that guy just told me he could lift 225 lbs.. hes being such an Owen.

by social paranoia June 2, 2008

owen

The most cocky and pretentious douche you will ever meet. Uses adjectives such as "sick" to describe himself. Commonly refers to himself as a Frat God or "Frat af." Tries to act hard but is actually really soft and is easily whipped by females. Only wears basic clothing items like vineyard vines, frockets, sperrys, and polo, as well as the typical swooshed up douche hair style.

Ugh, that guy is such an Owen.

by lilvickivert March 5, 2017

owen

ok so we are gonna contradict all the other definitions of owen and look at the straight facts. owen can be very nice when he wants to be but he’s also mean. it’s ok tho. he’s kinda weird and thinks he’s cool but he has friends which is cool.

yo it’s owen

by harshisucks December 29, 2019

owen

A dumbass who thinks he can get the girls. In reality he’s just a simp.

“Your such an owen dude! Stop simping!”

by pingspoofme November 7, 2020

owen

the biggest asshole you will ever meet. probably cheats on every girl they meet, a hockey or track boy and doesn’t know they lost the most important person in their life.

yeah, he’s definitely an owen.

by lyla is beautiful April 18, 2020

owen

a fat sea otter in love with chow chows

"ugh owen, he is SO ANNOYING"

by yomynameisjoeandireallyhavesix January 5, 2017

Owening

Stronger than an 'own'. Stronger even than a 'pwn'. Owening is the ultimate domination of any activity or just life in general. Including but not limited to: Video games, smuggling peas, tonsil hockey with the ladies, Destroying random ships with the swing of your sword, growing some mean facial hair or just jamming out on the raddest sparkle ridden green guitar.

Chris Dane Owens holds the world record for the most consecutive and numerous Owenings.

by HotToTrottOcelot November 29, 2009