osmosis brown

My girlfriend's dogs friggin name

Osmosis brown stop shitting on the floor

by Tater Hoss January 13, 2017

internet osmosis

the passive process by which one learns of something via a. social networks or b. other forms of internet-based informational services. It is key to note that the knowledge in question must be about something one does not have first-hand exposure to and/or experience with.

Used most specifically in reference to second-hand knowledge of internet-based phenomena/culture such as a meme.

Etymology: An adaptation of osmosis as defined as a study method.

"The cake is a lie?" Yeah, I know what that references - I've never played Portal but I learned about that meme through internet osmosis.

by MissMercurial July 11, 2011

tactile osmosis

To absorb information through active motions of hand, such as typing something on the computer.

Yooni has been typing up all her history notes in hopes that tactile osmosis will prepare her for the final.

by the bestest student ever January 18, 2006

OSMOSIS

To live thru someone else. To absorb them until you become one.

As Pamelas life got dull she chose better living thru osmosis.

by fuzzywuzzy1 April 19, 2015

Osmositizitillation

The process of subsuming something, and getting off on it.

Microsoft's osmositizitillation of smaller companies turns Bill Gates on, as evidenced by the large shipments of Jergens to his billion-dollar home after the acquisition of Bungie Studios.

by Tim Surette, Brendan Sinclair September 22, 2005

Elevator Osmosis

The process of people spacing themselves equally in an elevator.

"Did you see those people move away from me in the elevator after all those other people got off? I couldn't tell if I had bad breath or if it was just elevator osmosis."

by Barefoot Steve July 21, 2008

Osmosize

Verb (os-mo-psy-zz)
To diffuse by osmosis

The water osmosizes into the plant root

by michaelandmichael November 19, 2014