Optical Penetration

When a girl has a fake eye, you remove said eye and insert penis into socket.

I performed optical penetration on Mike's girlfriend last night.

by Crazyassgangster August 21, 2008

optics

What something will look like to the outside world; the perception a public relations person would have on something. First seen (at least by me) in article by Equity Private on finance blog dealbreaker

CEO of Bank: We definitely should have all of our best mortgage brokers to Vegas for the week just like we've done for the last ten years.

PR Flack - yes, but consider the optics.

by Chebyshev February 7, 2009

Optical Rectalitis

Where your head is so far up your ass you have a shitty outlook on life.

With his recent string of bad luck, Richard suffers from an acute case of Optical Rectalitis.

by awesumwordster January 25, 2012

Pulling an Ortiz

Pulling an Ortiz is the act of skipping either a break or lunch in favor of getting more work done. This phrase is only used if you are sure not to request overtime or any compensation for this extra work time, you do it out of the kindness of your heart, or rather the sense of accomplishment you get out of having done more for the company and customers.

The ultimate "Pulling an Ortiz" is when you come in to work on your day off just to check on your coworkers.

Let's just head out to lunch, Brian is going to be pulling an Ortiz.

by Pfizer September 26, 2005

optics

The viewing lens of public perception. How the media will play a story. Political repercussions are all about optics. Bad optics would be giving the media or the political opposition a juicy story to play with.

"The optics of a Solyndra default will be bad," according to a Jan. 31 email from an Office of Management and Budget staffer printed in the Washington Post. "If Solyndra defaults down the road, the optics will arguably be worse later than they would be today. … In addition, the timing will likely coincide with the 2012 campaign season heating up."

by vvvbbb October 2, 2011

optic orb

Poor eyesight but when it comes to boobies and chicks.. Everything seems clear!

Jose: WOW! will you look at that boobies, happiness starts at 34B!
Stranger: ooohh.. now that's optic orb!

by josérizal January 15, 2011

Oric

A magical and beautiful being, he is all encompassing and can captivate any with a touch of his finger. He kills anyone who wrongs him (RYAN WONG) or can and will ruin your life and self esteem at will.

Wow look at Oric. /death/
Wow look at Oric he's so cool.
Wow Oric.
See eric or erick

by Orick Ree May 6, 2014