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Orangutang Dookie Hang

when a person is stranded without a bathroom and needs to defecate extremely badly. So the person proceeds to pop a squat and take a dump wherever they might be at the time.
Justin- "dude I need to take a shit, should get out of the boat and take a dump in the water?"
Zach- "orangutang dookie hang off the front of the boat"
by Mister Par Tee May 5, 2010
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Orangutan dick

Tell your dad at the table he will thank you
Hey dad orangutan dick

Dad: really oh :)
by Wood cock June 23, 2020
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Angry Orangutan

A sexual act which requires a male, and a tall ginger person. The shorter male penetrates the ginger anally; the ginger, taller than the penetrator, then wraps both their legs and their arms around the person’s waist and puts all their weight on them, as though hanging off of a tree. They proceed to whoop loudly into the man’s ear and beat their hands against their chest.
Dude 1: I saw some crazy shit yesterday in the park. It looked like an orangutan was tackling a short guy.

Dude 2: Bro, they were doing an Angry Orangutan.
by santos kid August 26, 2019
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Orangutang Titties

Very similar to 'pancake titties.'Bad saggy tits that hang like wrinkly flaps of skin. Girls with orangutang titties are nasty, their tits aren't perky or nothin.
Oh! Dude those orangtutang titties are nasty! Find a different site, this ones festy.

I met a really hot chick, great ass, she even had a nice smooth shaved pussy!...But she had the worst orangutang titties ever!
by Ashton/Jesus November 6, 2006
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3 Orangutans 1 Blender

An unknown shock video that supposedly contains a bunch of men killing orangutans, and the only proof of these videos existing is from "reaction" videos.
I tried to look up 3 orangutans 1 blender and couldn't find anything, most likely a hoax.
by Justicewithtacosandweed July 11, 2020
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Orangutan

A primate in the family Hominidae. In 2016, the GOP caught one, shaved it and nominated it to run for president, and it ran again in 2020 (that particular one is noted for having the temperament of a chimpanzee, which is a more aggressive animal).
Tim Tim: So, I see that Dona-

Blade: No, don't call him that! He's an orangutan and we'll leave it at that!
by KalloFox34 March 17, 2020
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orangutan ganja

Really strong weed that Asian Orangutans smoked with Budda, in Buddhist mythology.
orangutan ganja with buddah< metaphoricaly
by LOC-3D September 14, 2013
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