The Burns

Occurring in males after sexual intercourse or masturbation, the inside of the epididymis become inflamed and painful with a burning sensation, likely due to seminal fluid remaining inside the epididymis following ejaculation. The Burns takes time to go away, and men suffering from it should sit on the toilet with their penis aimed down to allow for sufficient drainage. If this is a common problem, you should speak to your doctor.

After wanking it with Sally, I got the burns. Took like ten minutes to go away.

by Iron Penguin March 28, 2010

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Burning

A sexually transmitted disease when it burns when you pee

Man I've been burning ever since i fucked that hoodrat bitch Taiesha

by Redrum December 08, 2002

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to get playing time in a sport, minutes in a game or amount of playing time.

Yo coach give me some burn!

by Pierre & Nick April 11, 2008

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Burns

to lie or make up an entire story involving something that never happened.

Noun- a lie or totally made up story.

Matt- He says he is being recruited for archery.
Nick- That is a total burns.

Joe- He says he is stuck in traffic and will be here in an hour.
Mike- He is burnsing. He will never show up.

by Itwasntme128 September 19, 2009

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The Burning

When a man gathers his Best bros and gathers all the stuff an ex-Girlfriend gave him and they have a ceremonial burning. Usually while this happens you tell manly stories or talk about manly topics or talk about girls.

Guy 1: Hey tonight we are having the burning
Guy 2: Who's stuff we burning?
Guy 1: Oh just my ex-girlfriends.

by Chaud Blaze June 02, 2011

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