me : DUDE! guess what !!??
jon: what!!??
me : my sack itches
jon: ok why are you telling me ?
me : tell your sleezy douche bag mom i said thanks for the crabs!
jon: what!!??
me : my sack itches
jon: ok why are you telling me ?
me : tell your sleezy douche bag mom i said thanks for the crabs!
by vagine ridar January 21, 2008
def1: infestation of the pubic hair by crab lice
def2: These crustaceans have a hard bony or chitinous outer covering with a small abdomen concealed beneath it, short antennae, and five pairs of legs, of which the anterior pair are large and pincerlike.
def2: These crustaceans have a hard bony or chitinous outer covering with a small abdomen concealed beneath it, short antennae, and five pairs of legs, of which the anterior pair are large and pincerlike.
by http://anserq.net January 01, 2006
oh man, last night just when i was starting to fuck stacies mom, i saw lots of crabs in her pussy hair
by Assmaster3000 December 22, 2005
these great little insects that live in your pubic hairs. THeyr'e really great and I like them a lot.
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