by demonaunt April 29, 2005
I just gave birth to baby jesus, felt like heaven afterwards
Gotta go, need to give birth to baby jesus
Gotta go, need to give birth to baby jesus
by Stinky Jesus May 20, 2021
Dead Baby jokes.
Racial Jokes.
MILF Jokes.
Jesus Jokes.
(Man 1)how do you stop a baby from cawling around in circles.
(Man 2) How.
(Man 1) You Nail the other hand down.
(Man 2) That is so fucked up, you make the baby Jesus Cry.
Racial Jokes.
MILF Jokes.
Jesus Jokes.
(Man 1)how do you stop a baby from cawling around in circles.
(Man 2) How.
(Man 1) You Nail the other hand down.
(Man 2) That is so fucked up, you make the baby Jesus Cry.
by Crispy6983 May 11, 2006
The exact weight that Talladega Nights acter Will Ferrell perfers his Jesus to be when saying grace.
"Dear 6 pound 7 ounce baby Jesus..."
"I like to think of Jesus as wearing a tuxedo tee shirt. That way it says im serious but I like to party"
others may like him as a carpenter, reborn, crucified, in all his glory etc etc.
"I like to think of Jesus as wearing a tuxedo tee shirt. That way it says im serious but I like to party"
others may like him as a carpenter, reborn, crucified, in all his glory etc etc.
by Igotitallwrong September 18, 2007
Someone of "Rohrs" status. Or someone who will not answer to anyone in the ranks of MAJ and below, or CSM. Someone who "media" is ALWAYS wanting to talk to, of military celebrity status. A prize pig one who swoops in with anger and knowledge to save you and has a Silver lining. Someone whos technical skill and courage under fire had enabled the flight to safely accomplish an incredibly difficult rescue under the most challenging conditions.
Look at him, he just pulled a baby medical jesus.
If your ever in a sticky situation just ask yourself WWPD? (What Would Pete Do?)
Hey Baby Medical Jesus!!!!
If your ever in a sticky situation just ask yourself WWPD? (What Would Pete Do?)
Hey Baby Medical Jesus!!!!
by Someone they know February 14, 2010
Something you say which is a modern form of crimey, gosh, yikes, and all those other famous five type words lol.
When I first met my mate Rich he said to me "Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters" what have I let myself in for getting to know you lol, or cerrrrrrrazy!
and I thought your propa posh right? lol, but hes a laugh!!!
When I first met my mate Rich he said to me "Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters" what have I let myself in for getting to know you lol, or cerrrrrrrazy!
and I thought your propa posh right? lol, but hes a laugh!!!
A:"Is it safe to cross the woods at night without little Timmy the dog?"
B:"i duno George?"
A: Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters did you hear that noise in the bushes? these woods aint safe!"
B:"i duno George?"
A: Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters did you hear that noise in the bushes? these woods aint safe!"
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
Guy 1: A fool, I see your lady's bump, ata boy. Guy 2: Well, we havent even done it, guess its a Jesus baby.
by M.S.B. July 29, 2011