Jamie Ohara

A subsistence farmer; a farmer with no hired hands. A farmer who is too poor to use, or unable to use, irrigation. Instead of farming all this guy does is shag sheep until his knob is red raw, no one should be near this sheep shagging weirdo with a tiny ass dick

Jamie Ohara is shagging sheep again, mum get the camera

by LongRetard May 19, 2020

Oharebatov

A goalscoring machine. A 'fifty goals a season man'. With an acute eye for goal and the ability to turn a game on its head. Regarded as a sunday league great and battles through such obstacles as injuries and alcoholism. Makes Roy Keane in his prime look like George Michael crying at the end of Dreamgirls. Has an extremely large head and defies gravity with every jump. His nickname is Nasa. Infact Nasa are researching his head and they are hoping to create a man made fibre, equal to that of his head, to build there space ships with. A real laugh when he's not barred from the Park Inn and never afraid of Mary The Lesbo! Has had more fights than Sugar Ray Robinson and less wins than Audley Harrison. Stole a packet of juicy fruit last week just to show how mad he really is!

Man: Who tried to punch the bar staff last night Myles???

Myles: That was Oharebatov

Man: Is he barred?

Myles: Only for i while, i cant live without him

Man 1: Who was that man that scored 6 and then got sent off for the park in? He moved like Van Basten

Man 2: That was Van Basten, Gerard Hagerty signed him for sunday league. He built him an extension and left him bankrupt. This is how he's paying it off.

Man 1. Then who got sent off?

Man 2. That was that fat cunt Oharebatov. He's always at that

by parkinnlegend April 9, 2011

Ohar

A handsome and he got played once but now playing others girls and he got hotter. He is very smart but does stuff that’s why he does dumb stuff.

Ohar will take your girl and break her heart

by 123Lookaway May 31, 2020

Kalani te ohaere

Kalani is an actual flop. He talks absolute shit and thinks he’s the fucking man , he is also a desperate fuck and will any girl . Most kalanis have a problem were they can’t cum or make anyone else cum . Overall if u meet a kalani make sure to stay because most kalani are fuckwits, liars , annoying , thinks there too shit because they think that everyone is obsessed with and he is a back stabbing bitch

Oi do you know kalani te ohaere , well yeah don’t talk to him anyone because he is a cocky cunt that thinks he’s top fucking shit

by Urlocaltradie566 March 6, 2019

OMauria

A fake ass girl who’ll always talk about you behind your back. She’s usually a fatass who talks shit about people. And she has an ugly ass boyfriend that looks like a rat mixed with a camel. She thinks she is cute but actually isn’t. She thinks she can steal your man but her fatass can’t do shit. She is also a liar

Did you saw OMauria ?
You mean that fatass pig?

by None of you bis 7493938 October 18, 2019

ohara high school

Ohara is a high school in raytown it is really ghetto and its full of wanna be's there is not one good looking male or female.

Ohara high school is really Ghetto

by sam Griffin December 4, 2013

Ohau

The awesomest lil town in NZ
Mayored by Wayne Bishop

Ohau's mayor is that Bishop guy.

by Timmy1994 April 25, 2011