shit off a stick

Fast. NO idea where it comes from; I can't see shit moving too quickly off a stick, but there you go.

...so I called Vin Diesel a big girl's blouse and then got out of there like shit off a stick...

by Tom W August 02, 2004

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Shit Off Susan!!

A phrase uttered by people that are totally and utterly sick of judgemental mums-net types.

For fucks sake - Shit Off Susan!! - no one cares about your judgemental bollocks

by Andiblex June 27, 2018

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the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of

His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by JKB March 13, 2004

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a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.

Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.

by MicahtheDangerous December 19, 2011

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think of sit off then make it shit off
a lesson that is boring but not much work is done

Sam: isnt Art a sit off?
Liam: na,i hate drawing,its shit
Sam: so its a shit off for you?
Liam: Yeah

by Sam Humphreys June 05, 2006

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something so rank it cannot be described

That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by spandex tubetop December 02, 2003

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to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

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