October 5

Ugly bitch day

Hey it's October 5!
Isn't that ugly bitch day?
Yeah!

by JuicyLemon666 November 21, 2019

October 5

National Bettina Has To Show You Her Boobies Day

Guy: hey it’s October 5th damn i really wish i knew a bettina

Bettina: I’ll show you my boobs

Guy: Yes

by RATTATATATATTAT October 5, 2021

October 5

National Fold the laundry day

Person 1: did you fold your laundry?
Person 2;: no, why?
Person 1: it’s October 5! It’s National fold your laundry day

by I make water November 5, 2020

October 5

Insult and offend anyone with the name freya

Boy:”your forehead is bigger than 7 suns”
Freya:”ouch”

October 5 is the day to bully any Freya

by Anti-Ant October 4, 2020

5 October

International blowjob day.
Ladies this is the day you suck that dick in the most passionate way until he cums, and if he wants another round, you suck that dick again

5 October is the International blowjob day

by Bj5 October 5, 2019

October 5

National give your boyfriend balls today

Person 1: hey, it’s October 5th
Person 2: so?
Person 1: you have to give me your balls today

by LocalShampoo October 5, 2021

October 5

the day in which the Mason White 8th grade team absolutely demolishes Ridge and there record comes too 2-4, putting them on track to end the season 4-4

yo it’s october 5, why aren’t you happy?

because mason is gonna destroy us

by Gr4antJ4ckson October 4, 2021