National appreciate your crush/bf/gf day on October 22nd give your crush bf or gf a gift showing how much you love and appreciate them and or ask them out-
Me: boys it’s October 22nd you know what that means im gonna go give my gift to my crush
The boys: oh I forgot :/
Me: ha imma get the girls
The boys: oh I forgot :/
Me: ha imma get the girls
by imugly:/ October 21, 2019
Get the October 22ndmug. National throw a book at your blonde friends hair day!The one day of the year you can hit your friends with a book!(make sure they are blonde though)
by guccipoptarts October 21, 2019
Get the October 22ndmug. by James420999000 October 21, 2019
Get the October 22ndmug. by Yungtrillo October 22, 2019
Get the October 22ndmug. This day is the final edition to no homo day.
You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs
I love consuming BITs. of fLY
( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )
You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs
I love consuming BITs. of fLY
( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: whats up bro, guess what. It is October 22nd. I think it is that time again, atleast there will be no table leg down my arsehole this time.
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM
Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM
Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.
by Pokemon_Dyno137_mario October 19, 2019
Get the October 22ndmug. October 22nd, national beat Riverside day. Even though they are the richest public school in VA, they still can’t buy a good football team.
“October 22nd is my favorite day of the whole football season, I can’t wait to watch Riverside get blown out again!”
by seymore_15 October 21, 2021
Get the October 22ndmug. National scream PIZZA day!
Just go up to anyone on this day and scream pizza in their ear for no reason.
Just go up to anyone on this day and scream pizza in their ear for no reason.
by Sksksks scrunchies October 21, 2019
Get the October 22ndmug.