October 20

National skip school/ work day. On this day you can skip whatever you like and not get in trouble for it
Person 1: Hey tomorrow is October 20th you know what that means...

Person 2: yep, I’ll be sleeping all day cause I’m skipping everything
by Mark litbro October 16, 2019
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October 20

October 20th is National cat day so make sure to spend time with every cat
by catguy35236426 October 19, 2019
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October 20

🍆 On this day a footy prodigy was born. He was blessed with a soft touch, a kind chin (The kind you wanna lay your nutz on), great eyebrows and ocean eyes that are so deep some people say if you fall in you will get lost forever!! He is always a 6 in a 69er and he has a Cavan FC logo tattooed on his lower back.

Shot gun a bud light on October 20 to acknowledge his greatness🍺
Guy: Yo is it lil pz 🍆 day of birth?
Other guy: oh shit I almost forgot it’s October 20 today!
Both guys grab a bud light hold it up to the sky and yell: this ones for you lil p 🍆 You fucking DICK... then continue to shotgun the BL
by Coach 🍆 October 18, 2019
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October 20

Hey Joe, wanna go eat my ass?
No James! That’s gay!
Who the fuck cares? It’s October 20th!
by dad at grocery store October 20, 2019
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October 20

Slap your shortest friend in the face day! On this day you can slap your friend!😅
Tall friend: *slaps short friend*
Short Friend: owww why’d you slap me!?!?
Tall friend: it’s october 20th?
by WeRiDo Abby December 9, 2019
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October 20

Punch a boys testiscles day. Punch any boys testiscles on this day
Today is Punch Dick Day, October 20
by Mr.Fiddler October 18, 2019
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October 20

Bestfriend 1 kiss me
Bestfriend 2 why

Bestfriend 1 bc its October 20

Best 2 ok
by Lilsmok2019 October 19, 2021
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