oceanside girl

A girl who's extremely attractive but leaves every guy she meets on read, from oceanside ny.

Person:I met this really attractive girl who I matched with on tinder.
Person 2:U start dating?
Person 1:No the hoe ass rude bitch just left me on read, didn't even care enough to tell me she wasn't interested.
Person 2:What an oceanside girl, thats an l.

by Necrozma Beam November 22, 2020

oceanside

the town on the south shore of long island where my grandparents live

dude #1- hey meng are you goin to visit your grandparents

dude #2 - yea bro im goin to oceanside today

by Oh Durka Durka Durka May 11, 2006

oceanside

oceanside new york is filled it pot smoking alcohol drinking retarts its filled with alot of white and spanish kids its like 30 away from nyc

oceanside is pretty cool

by john4w5 August 13, 2006

oceansecksy

a sexy man that you should send nudes

oceansecksy has an amazing cock i will show him my breasts

by oshinmann December 21, 2020

Oceanside

Oceanside. A town in Long Island New York that is filled with smelly Jews and a whole load of thots. The thots are usually very dangerous and could be carrying types of diseases.

Friend 1- Hey wanna go to Oceanside
Friend 2- Nah it smells like shit and filled with thots

by Erock King👨‍🎤 November 7, 2018

Oceanista

An early adopter of the Fisker Ocean. Although they are supporters, they nonetheless also stay true to themselves. They are fans, not fanboys of the brand. They aren’t afraid to criticize when something isn’t right.

Those are the Oceanistas, not Fiskerati. They keep Fisker honest.

by Salty I October 3, 2023

Oceanside Oyster

Where one consistently jacks off into a shot glass and drinks their own cum because they can't get laid by dudes or chicks.

Male 1: Hey, you're cute what's you name?
Girl/Guy2: Hey there, not to be rude but I'm just not interested, I'm looking for a real man.
Male1: Oh thats alright, I'm just going to head home an Oceanside Oyster night cap.

Later that night...

Male 1: I love drinking my own cum.

by BurritoWizard69 October 6, 2020