oblivious boyfriend

A boyfriend who doesn’t understand when he is unintentionally not answering his girlfriend and cannot tell when he is being dumb. They can’t tell when their girlfriend is upset and makes it worse by doing nothing.

“Wow! Rhett is such an oblivious boyfriend!”

by Hi Trey June 30, 2018

Oblivious Poligamist

A big celebrity who is unaware that he/she has multiples wives/husbands.

Shelly: Oh my god! I'm so in love with Benedict Cumberbatch!
Johana: I know! I'm married to him, he just doesn't know yet ;)
Shelly: Oh hell no! He's married to me!
Johana: He's just an oblivious poligamist then!

by fabulousllama June 18, 2014

oblivious idiot

The antithesis to the deep thinker; One who doesn't understand why we stress out over certain things.

"Why do you stress out over little things?"
" I don't know,why are you such an oblivious idiot?"

by JoeNJ2 May 29, 2012

oblivious jet fan

a person hu seriously believes the jets are a decent football team. they show their pride by wearing jets jerseys to school even after loses. they even go so far as to waste 5 dollars in a football pool by picking the jets to beat the chargers

Mark Kramer asian, Jon Panarella boyish charm, Joe Pollack faggot

by Limz January 7, 2005

Oblivious Rage

An unpredicable moment to when you don't expect anything to happen near anyone that has an intense anger problem. You find yourself pwned, injured, and a massive headache with zero warning.

Guy 1: dude... why am i on the ground and why does my head hurt so bad? Guy with anger issues: I'm so sorry man. I just thought you were the IRS. Guy 2: Dude. Thats some Oblivious Rage he had there. Hey dude you dropped your teeth.

by Yashieyama July 8, 2010

Oblivious cock

This is when a mans cock cannot control itself and get hard when anything passes by it and sometimes it can cum more than you want

"Wow Billy had a really oblivious cock last night." Said Ashley

by Tttthhhee October 5, 2017

Oblivious Tango

It "takes two to tango." When two people may seem like they're flirting....only one of them-usually the girl, is clueless about the signals she is sending. An oblivious dance.

Look at those two, doing the oblivious tango. She probably has no idea that it looks like she's flirting. bimbo.

by B Chuck February 27, 2011