Fornication Obligation

An obligation to have sex due to pressure or circumstances. One may experience this when a friend is fornicating with their partner and you are alone with a person of the opposite sex your friend "set you up" with.

Guy 1: So what did you do last night

Guy 2: I went over to my bros house and he went to go bang his girl the whole night and I was left alone with my bros girlfriends friend

Guy 1: Was she hot?

Guy 2: Nah not really but we banged anyways.. it was more of a fornication obligation

by Reppin516 July 8, 2014

Obliminate

A fusion of the word elimate and obliterate. Used for when you absolutely fuck some bitch up.

Yo I'm about to Obliminate your stupid ass.

by Blp7 May 27, 2017

Invitation Obligation

The social pressure to invite an unwanted person to an event

“Is Tom coming to your party on Saturday night?” / “No way dude, if I invite Tom then I have to invite his annoying girlfriend too... Invitation obligation.”

“Rachel always guilts me with invitation obligation... I always give in and end up inviting her boring friend Laura along too.”

by EllaRockstar March 2, 2011

oblication

Taking time off work go somewhere you don't want to go to do something thoroughly unenjoyable, i.e. attending a funeral or holidays with in-laws.

Susan won't be back for another week, she's on an oblication helping her brother paint his house.

by Schweikhard January 21, 2009

obligatory like

When a person likes something on facebook because it was written by their friend

Hey man, did you see John's status the other day about his ex? What a pussy.

Yeah. I felt bad though, so I gave it an obligatory like.

by jhonda555 January 20, 2012

Spousal Obligation

The responsibility of having to please (sexually) one's spouse/ girlfriend/ boyfriend even if one is not in the mood.

I have to be home early tonight, I have my spousal obligation which I have been putting off for days.

by OhSoSpecial January 22, 2010

obligatory downvote

No matter how funny, good, intelligent or rare a video/picture/post is, there will always be someone disliking it, and if it's only for the sake of preventing a 'perfect' voting. Also, downvotes arise from jealousy, hate or any other form of secret respect.

person 1: dude check out this video, its a child doing a backflip while making pancakes on the back of an elephant.

person 2: wow thats incredible. *obligatory downvote*

person 1: i cant believe there is actually nobody that dislikes this newsfeed. well, its about a migrated disabled kid that survived cancer and the war.

person 2: *obligatory downvote*

by sbstr October 14, 2011