buttermilk

what you should never have with black-eyed peas.

boy 1: "what did you eat for breakfast?"
boy 2: "buttermilk and black-eyed peas"
boy 1: "hell naw, i aint sittin next 2 u nigga! Yo stomach's gonna swell up and bust! They oughtta use u in the military as a weapon!"

-this was taken from "Black Boy", an autobiography by Richard Wright

by Spens February 24, 2008

buttermilk seahorse

A Buttermilk Seahorse is an act where a man ejaculates inside of another person's anus cavity, waits a short while and then proceeds to suck the semen back out. Optionally the couple will French Kiss afterwards.

Did you give her a buttermilk seahorse last night?

by Vectorous February 15, 2017

Buttermilk Brownies

After a girl takes a shit, you shove it in her pussy, mixing it with some buttermilk pancake mix(cum is used instead of milk). You then proceed to fuck her mixing it around. Next you get the mix and pour it on a pan and cook it for a late nite snack.

Last night Jimmy started to crave some chocolate pancakes, so he went into the kitchen to find that he only had pancake mix but no chocolate substances. So instead he decided to use his girls fresh shit. He got horny so he shoved the shit in her pussy and added the pancakemix to it. He started to fuck her and mix it around he came so much that it provided a nice milk like fluid. He then poured it in a pan and cooked and had himself nice Buttermilk Brownies.

by edward houssein June 27, 2008

buttermilk biscuits

When you get caught masturbating by your grandma and she joins in the fun

"Hot damn! I just got buttermilk biscuits!"

by Skoout February 8, 2017

Buttermilk

Buttery Milk, Milky Butter. Do not put in cereal.

I'm hungry for some Buttermilk.

by InvertedCrucifixion March 17, 2010

buttermilk stick

Penis

Hey! Don't point your buttermilk stick at me! I'm on my lunch break.

by zzzzxxxx April 24, 2010

Buttermilk Jones

Verb. To dominate others during a competition or execute masterfully in a solitary activity.

We were up 7-0 after the first inning, we gave them the full Buttermilk Jones.

I set a new personal record on that ascent, I Buttermilk Jonesed that climb.

by SGC in San Diego November 10, 2013