nutbaggery

(nuht-bag-uh-ree)
-noun

The type of idiotic antics and self-absorbed behavior expected from a nutbag or douche. Similar to douchebaggery.

"Those dudes are up to their pointless nutbaggery again. Let's go somewhere else so we don't have to deal with those morons."

by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010

nutburger

Someone who holds a theory that is so dubious as to incite derisive laughter from those who hear it.

That YES is a real nutburger.

by gitcha glitch January 24, 2003

nut hugger

1. (noun) men's shorts that are so form-fitting around the crotch that they actually hug the nuts to the point of delineating the testicles for all to ridicule.
2. (noun) a male who likes to put his arms around the testicles of another man.

1. Yo! Are you a fag? Then why are you wearingn nut huggers?
2. Dude, that guy likes you. He is definitely a nut hugger.

by Jorge April 1, 2003

nut hugger

A guy's really really tight fitting trunks

Ew! That guy's wearing nut huggers

by ntc April 8, 2004

Nutmegger

one who partakes in the recreational use of nutmeg to get high. nutmeg users equvilent of pothead

don go with that bloke, hesa straight nutmegger.

by Atlec June 30, 2006

nutjuggler

A dirty whorebag who spends most of her free time fondling testicles and receiving teabag treatment.

Your Fat stinky MOM.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

nuthuggers

Pants so tight you can see a guys nuts when they pour themselves into them. Pants that no self respecting straight guy should be wearing.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010