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numby dicks

A sexual act in which two consenting males (of legal or illegal age) sit on their hands until they become numb. When both achieve sufficient stiffness of their penis they simultaneously jerk each other off until the point of ejaculation. At this point both loads of cum are then blasted into each others faces.

This game can be played by oneself, but is usually referred to as the strange in such cases.
My little brother woke up and said his hand was asleep so I sat on my hand for a while and put our sleeping hands to use and played numby dicks all morning.

I would die to have played numby dicks with Simon Birch.
by H.i.sd September 7, 2010
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Numpty

a scottish term, short for numb-skull.
idiot
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" away n'shite, ya fuckin' Numpty "
by Lord Howard Hurtz March 23, 2004
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numpty

a person so stupid they are incapable of understanding the simpliest of things
John Hall is a Numpty for his festive headwear
by Ted McDanger January 20, 2005
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Numpty Fuck

A complete idiot, a pillock, a drongo, some-one who has no idea.
I've told you a dozen times how to do it, you are a bloody numpty fuck !
by Stuart H July 21, 2006
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numpty

Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.
"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"
by Owen January 2, 2004
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Numbtits

An action taken usually by a woman whilst driving, that leads to other people's upset.
C.K.: "Damn numbtits driving on Hwy. 50 cut me off"

M.V. : "Check yo' self fool, that numbtits was a dude"

C.K. : "numbtits, numbcock all the same"
by ckayckayckay August 7, 2011
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Numpty

Someone who confidently asserts themselves towards a false truth in the presence of others. Even when the rest of the people there know that they are completely wrong.
Given the choice of a shovel or a ladder to get out of a hole, they have dug themselves, a numpty would confidently choose the shovel!
by Marc Hone April 9, 2006
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