Nottingham

A city in Northern Derbyshire, in England. It's a shithole, filled with cunts and whores. What happens if you cross Derby with 1940's Nagasaki.

Fred: Hey! You want to go to Nottingham later?
Jewish Person: What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you a fucking moron? Hitler had better fucking ideas then that!

by Paedophilic And Lovin' It April 29, 2011

nottingham high school

fake bitches y'all thick-skulled sons of bitches.

#swampratsgay

nottingham high school is ass

by actuallyfuckingdieyouwhore January 13, 2018

Nottingham Trent

Nottingham Trent, The place to be if you are dedicating the next 3 years of your life to the sesh. Trent doesn’t care about University of Nottingham because Trent is having too much fun to care.

Every night is like a year 6 disco. Dirty Monday’s in Pom Pom or Wednesdays in ocean. Either way you’re probable immune to any disease after visiting these places.

Nottingham Trent is the best uni in the midlands

by Bethfannyyyyyy March 19, 2020

Nottingham, NH

Nothing. This town has nothing. One little convenience store, that's it.

*points at air*
Oh look! There's Nottingham, NH.

by Shmian August 3, 2009

Nottingham Special

"The Nottingham Special" - is when you are engaged in fingering a woman with the same speed and dexterity as when you type maliciously on your keyboard, it is however not as effective as other techniques as "The Shocker" or "The Fingerblaster"

The origin to Nottingham is due to Robin Hood once having his fingers in the rich woman's pockets when stealing from the rich to the poor.

Luke: God I can't wait to give my bird the good ol Nottingham Special.

by ChrisRawks April 3, 2017

Nottingham Forest

An amazing team with a great history they were known best in 1979-1980 winning the European cup 2 times in a row but now they are doing decent with Barry McKay doing amazing

1. Nottingham Forest did amazing yesterday
2. Of course we did we've got loads of good players
1.Hey we totally forested them today
2. Yeah we do did

by Real Red November 25, 2017

Nottingham Local

Those creatures you see around Nottingham that go to the Thurland Hall and spend their benefits money. Failing that they do hard drugs and drink Carling and John Smiths at Midday in old Market Square.

A: What Pint you going to get then?
B:Fookin 'ell, I think I'll have a pint of John Smiths.
A: You fucking Nottingham Local.
B: I'm proud to be from Notts, Hucknall Born and Raised.

by Average Midlands inhabitant July 26, 2021