Date

When the Man pays

Guy: Hey wanna go out on a date?
Girl: Only if you pay!

by I♥Tucker October 7, 2008

Dating

the activity of picking up dates(a fruit that grows on date palms).

-Hey man, we were dating with Lisa yesterday.
+Sounds fun! Let's go do group dating with all the crew tomorrow!

by lisitska December 11, 2020

date

A lost art, virtually nonexistent in the 21st Century. Replaced by casual meetings for lunch or coffee where the bill is dutch and parties wear jeans.

We're going on a date, so he's picking me up at 8:00.

by kyopo82 September 14, 2008

dating

(1950s and 1960s) - The act of being in the company of someone of the opposite sex in a social situation. An ancient ritual baby boomer humans used to find a permanent life mate.
(2000s) - A term to describe a relationship involving sex; fucking

(1965)- Mother: "Are you dating anyone?"
Daughter: "Not really, Mom. I have
too much homework."
(2005)- Mother: "Are you dating anyone?"
Daughter: "A couple Harley guys."
Mother: "Do you need more condoms?"

by piwiz August 8, 2008

dating

The process of wasting time with another one is infatuated or sexually attracted to, usually of the opposite sex. Most of the time, this takes the form of typical 'small talk', boring activities such as going out to dinner or to the movies, et cetera. This is usually to distract each other from the reality that they have nothing on their own, though usually women are more oblivious to this due to cultural norms. In real relationships, this can just be a form of killing time, because it's not really needed for any meaningful interaction. Typically, this lack of deeper bond is the reason why relationships split up, but the distractions keep it going for awhile so it's a big painful shitstorm when one or both parties realizes that fairyland is a fake place and that you have to WORK for a REAL relationship.

Most 'dating' is highly predictable and a complete waste of time.

by Shadow Creator January 11, 2008

Dating

When you date someone you trust them. It is more than just hanging out with someone who happens to be of the opposite gender. It means you like and feel a connection with someone and they do so of you. You also enjoy talking to this person more and spend more time with them. You date someone because they’re special to you and you feel a connection or a bond with that person.

“I enjoy dating her a lot... she means a lot to me!”

by BananaRep November 12, 2019

dating

v. the act of entering into the domain of hell where the lost and the lonely go to get laid.

My bofriend dumped my now I must start...(sob sob blubber) dating.

by originalposer August 18, 2003