weird sort from up norf. although from england, they don't speak the language. they hate margaret thatcher and love gravy. most of them have never made it out of the town they were born in and are very proud of living in the arsehole of england.
when not down t'mine, the northern monkey likes to sit on urban dictionary giving thumbs down to 'northern monkey' definitions and thumbs up to 'southern fairy' ones.
when not down t'mine, the northern monkey likes to sit on urban dictionary giving thumbs down to 'northern monkey' definitions and thumbs up to 'southern fairy' ones.
by iwillbanguout January 18, 2011
The foundation of English society. The counter part to the Southern Fairy. Draught beer is a popular tipple of the Northern Monkey as opposed to the copious amounts of drugs consumed by the Southern Fairy. Up front and truthful the Northern Monkey has an honest opinion and also has an impecable sense of humour compared to the non-existent sense of humour of the Southern Fairy. e.g. Peter Kay, Vic Reeves, etc.
The Northern Monkey also happens to be very articulate compared to the Southern Fairy using reasonable English words instead of the general expletive used by the Southerner. e.g. C**t, F**k, etc.
The Northern Monkey also happens to be very articulate compared to the Southern Fairy using reasonable English words instead of the general expletive used by the Southerner. e.g. C**t, F**k, etc.
by Ronnie121 June 06, 2007
Anyone from upwards of Watford who hasn't got a bastard clue about anything but likes to shout the odds all day long, and thinks they're a 'bit of a character'.
by Paolo Beardini December 05, 2003
A shovel-faced piltdown man with a hairy back and misappropriated smugness about his perceived genetic superiority when he's actually not able to hit the urinal with his first squirt, and speaks his mind in some bastardised distortion of the Queen's English. Hirsuit. Stoops and smells of pish.
by paolo beardini December 09, 2003
Any one in England ( Scottish must be Tartan Monkeys?) north of Birmingham who walks like they're the toughest creature on the planet
by Super.slinky October 22, 2003
An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.
Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.
Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.
“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.
by MPL1969 May 23, 2022
Ey up.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.
Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.
Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.
Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.
Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.
by Bernerd November 27, 2021