North Face Catch a Case

North Face Catch a Case:
Going out committing criminal activity while fully kitted in North Face, drawing police attention and increasing the chances of arrest or ending up in court.

Lee: Bruv, these young Lads, going out there selling drugs, doing bear crimes, all dressed head-to-toe in North Face. They look well dodgy init bruv LOL.
Frank : Init bruv. You know what they say North Face catch a case they might as well put a sign on themself saying, please nick me LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 16, 2026

riding the north face

The act of a woman sitting on a man's face while he orally pleasures her.

Guy 1: "Man, that girl was freaky! She the was riding the north face an everything!"
Guy 2: "she what?"
Guy 1: "she sat on my face and had me eat her out!"

by OswaldH July 10, 2015

The North Face

expensive type of jacket that yuppy young men and women wear as a way to:
1) make a statement that they're rich.
2) keep very warm, since they're good jackets.

I prefer wearing mine for the second reason, but hey, #1 isn't all that bad...

Holy crap! He's wearing a North Face jacket! I have to go touch him and attain wealth!

by KyleW March 14, 2005

Black north face

The coat of choice for all top reds. If you go to a Manchester United match but dont wear a black north face coat you wont fit in with other top reds at the match.

Top Red - ''Where is your black north face coat''
Davidian - ''I dont own one i wear metallica coats''
Top Red - ''Do one :mad:''

by BettyO'Tuft December 30, 2011

The North Face

The North Face, also known as, the "white man's J's" (Jordan Sneakers), is a company which produces outdoor goods of superior quality. That is undeniable. The North Face brand is often worn by people of all social stratifications to emphasize their wealth, conformity, and feelings of financial superiority; unless worn by actual adventurers or people who truly value the quality of The North Face products.

Hiker: I see that we're both wearing the same North Face fleece and Zippo lighters. I take it you like hiking as well?

Douche: Hold on, someone is calling me on my Blackberry.

(Yes, I know this example was already posted by 'birdandbee', but this is the perfect example describing typical The North Face wearers.)

by austinfromaustin January 30, 2010

The North Face Complex

literal translation: "I'm a tool" "Independent and original thought are foreign concepts to me, as evidenced by my unexplainable desire to look exactly like everyone around me"

Geez, would you look at that, every single person in that fraternity/soroity is wearing the same color North Face jacket, they must have the North Face Complex.

by Jim G. January 24, 2006

the north face

A line of winter wear that comes in twelve shades of black and is worn by stuck-up college students who feel an overwhelming need to fit in. Most people justify their wearing of The North Face by preaching about how warm the coats are in order to hide the fact that they're most likely a pretentious snob who lacks taste and the ability to impress anyone with originality.

I took the bus to class today and was only one of three people not sporting The North Face.

by neonsign February 24, 2008