noobitalia

The genitalia of one whom is, a noob. Noobitalia generally features a small penis and/or testicles. This is not to be confused with pencilius dickitus, also known as Ward Syndrome.

Girl: Lets Fuck!!
Noob: YAY!!!!
*reveals noobitalia*
Girl: ...Nevermind...*laughs*
Noob: OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

Noobitis

A disease that can spread by touch, look, or even through verbal masturbation.

Unsure if you have this disease? Do you have any of these symptoms?
-failing life at all times
-your friends don't call you anymore
-your parents don't call you anymore
-your grandma doesn't call you anymore
-you just canceled your phone service due to inactivity
-you like clay aiken
-you have sweatus majoritis
-you're a priest and someone dies in your party

These are only a few of the symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please cry in the corner so you don't bother others, or seek psychiatric attention.

Hector, I understand that you have noobitis, but could you please stop fucking up in life?

by phongoo January 14, 2009

Nobbit

usually used as an insult which means that you are a disliked person who has a very small penis.

Fred:what the are you doing you Nobbit?
George: hey there's no need to be like that

by Pery Et dan December 8, 2004

normite

One who worships Norm Abrams, or, like Norm, believes that a power tool exists for every task. Opposite of Neander.

I suggested that he cut the dovetails by hand, but he insisted on getting a router and a jig. Sheesh. What a Normite.

by Yitah January 27, 2004

Nobitus

An inflammation in the frontal lobe of the brain causing the subject to become a complete and utter nob.

"We don't do that in the inner city schools" - A severe case of nobitus.

by Phantomman6000 February 19, 2009

Narbits

A word that is used to confuse people, sometimes included in conversations that are public so that many are confused.

Me: Hey man
You: What's up?
Me: Oh, you know. Just some narbits.
You: What? O.O
Me: *Goes offline*
You: WTF IS A NARBIT D:

by DanserEncore October 19, 2011

Noobitard

Noun/Adj. A noob so retarded that just calling him a noob is not enough. Same with calling him a retard. Therefore, the name noobitard was born and is only bestowed upon the most retarded noobs.

John is a fuckin noobitard. He thought it would be fun to drive with his eyes closed. Needless to say, he ran a red light and smashed his truck into a police car.

by LordNoobitard December 27, 2010