NoCost

Originating from the lengthened version "No Cost", this word has been twisted to mean that you pay the company giving you useless shit nothing, but you have to sign up for 3 different offers at a $9.95 introductory price, as well as paying heinous shipping as if you were shipping from DerkaDerkastan

Free Porn for NoCost!

Apple iPod for NoCost!

by Evan October 22, 2004

nomoto

Japanese term for laziness, tiredness, less or no motivation.

"Wow.. Today's definitely going to be a nomoto day.. Pj's for the win!"

by riilizz September 27, 2013

Nomosexuality

Exactly the same as pomosexuality, but less pretentious sounding (i.e. No More Sexuality as apposed to Post Modern Sexuality).

"We've had Gay/Straight Alliances, but how about we just stop putting stupid superficial labels on people and be who we want to be? Say yes to nomosexuality and you say yes to no more bullshit labels from society."

by charmeleon_p3 September 24, 2013

nomosexual

An adherent to the born-again virgin movement.

After spending her teen years partying and sleeping around, Allison turned to the church and became a nomosexual - saving herself for marriage.

by Dr. Sed May 25, 2006

Nomstrosity

Noun. The word "monstrosity" with the "m" and the "n" cleverly inverted to indicate deliciousness (i.e., that you would nom it. Foods or meals that might be referred to, sarcastically or literally, as nomstrosities because they are huge, filling, rich, hearty, piled high with ingredients or toppings, or ugly to look at, but are also (or inspite of this) delicious would qualify as nomstrosities.

Foods that are delicious despite being an affront to mankind are particular nomstrosities.

John is bringing back six buckets of KFC for us. I can't wait to chow down on that nomstrosity.

Julie's mom is cooking a feast for Thanksgiving; I can't wait to see what nomstrosities she comes up with this year.

by nurse_ansalong August 2, 2011

noost

The act of sexual intercourse

Dude, I want to noost your sister.

by Pat February 18, 2003

nomosexual

The outcome of gender after an animal has been red or spayed. The act of having no gender, and not being able to have anymore.

After we spayed our puppy, she turned into a nomosexual.

by Victoria Lloret October 13, 2007