caught with your hand in the nookie jar

when a married/taken person is caught having hot monkey sex in a cheap motel or other locale with someone other than their SO. especially applies to congressmen and famous people.

hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.

John Edwards: i reckon.

caught with your hand in the nookie jar by Ben Bow October 12, 2008

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fortune nookie

When you are fortunate enough to have that slant eye verticle slit sitting on your face or really fortunate when you are sticking it to the slant eye slit.

Last night I took out this hot chink chick for dinner and afterwards she brought me back to her place and gave me her fortune nookie for desert :)

fortune nookie by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 8, 2010

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Nookie Dough

When the vagina dries up and causes too much friction during sexual intercourse, little chunks of skin and pubes begin to crumble up around each partners genitalia that resembles cookie dough.

This chick couldn’t keep up, I pounded her until she was raw. I looked down and there was Nookie Dough all over the sheets and it was stuck in my pubes.

Nookie Dough by WiddleDik February 25, 2020