nock comedy

Something that freshmen post for attention that isn’t actually funny, either because it’s illegal or just straight up obnoxious. It’s the epitome of suburban high schooler exhibitionism.

Dude 1: did you see that video of those freshmen throwing a bike in the lake?
Dude 2: yea, that wasn’t cool. I hate nock comedy.

by rickbone1055 May 30, 2019

What the Fock my Nock

What the fuck my nigga!!

Person 1 - Man I hate girls.....

Person 1's friend - What the fock my nock!!

by camclw January 28, 2010

Nock Nock Nitch

A game played very much like Ding Dong Ditch, but is used for houses that don't have doorbells.

David: Hey Chris, do you want to play Nock Nock Nitch?

Chris: Sure.

(Knock Knock)

(Chris & David run)

by Chris Manger May 14, 2009

b-nocks

Similarly known as binoculars, this device is used to looks at naked chicks that are standing at their window. You hold it in one hand so the other hand is not occupied and able to touch your stick.

I saw this chick across the street so I grabbed my b-nocks.
I had my b-nocks in one hand and my stick in another.

by theguy77hi88 July 6, 2010

Nock Off

the best clothing brand coming out of New Hampshire.

Yo, you see those kid wear those sick nock off shirts. Yeah I want to get a few.

by Felix the Nock Off Cat September 23, 2011

Nock off with your frock off

Follow up of 'rock out with your cock out'

Meaning TO PARTY HARD.

dude, are you going to the party tonight?
'Yes, im gonna nock off with your frock off' ;)

by Lauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 15, 2009

That really nocks my noggers

When something happens that makes you very happy- that really nocks my noggers.

Crush: Texts me back

Me: That really nocks my noggers.

This cake is so good, it really nocks my noggers.

My noggers are not very nocked at the moment because someone ate all my cereal.

by famlyfrendlycontnt January 26, 2019