noobcake

From new (with b as in freebie) + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."

SPECIFIC USE:

"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."

by Infandus December 15, 2008

nubcake

one who sucks horribly at all and every thing ever invented... worse than a noob

you suck you fucking nubcake, you cant do anything for shit!

by agra_unknown October 18, 2008

Noobcake

A type of noob that is so easy to overcome that you could say he/she was a 'piece of cake'.

It's the combination of the word "NOOB" with the idiom "PIECE OF CAKE.

My Friend: Yo, this match was pretty easy.

ME: Hell yea, I totally owned that noobcake!

by Fragmoney October 30, 2023

nubcake

A person who fails constantly at doing things and is obese.

You're a nub and you look like a cake with all that fat. Therefore, you're a nubcake.

Nicole is a nubcake because she is unable to fit through the door and tie her shoelaces.

by Turd much? March 6, 2009

noobcake

one possesing noob features, in a cake form.

Man that jonathon kid is such a noobcake!

by hehehe22 September 25, 2010

nOobcake

Someone that makes frequent stupid decisions.

That nOobcake always trips down the stairs.

by ragazzoluvr1628 May 26, 2006

Nubcake

Noun - when someone things that they can eat noobs for breakfast, but in fact it is the other way around.

wow that guy online thought he could own me but he is a total nubcake

by Naughty Papasmurf February 7, 2008