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Nobhead

A synonym for 'dickhead' in British slang.
"Oi, you know that nobhead, Sammy, started shouting at his grandma!"
by MonssieurOzer April 6, 2019
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Uncle Nobhead

A phrase to describe a lazy teacher who doesn't actually teach their class! An Uncle Nobhead loves a good tommy tank whilst playing angry birds.
I wish uncle nobhead would teach us something rather than sit on his IPhone with a boner
by GeographyRot September 20, 2010
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Nobhead

An idiot, a retard, a moron. Basically a contemptible person. Less common spelling of 'knobhead'.

Sometimes they are found in teams or groups. They drink, tell jokes about retards, and go off to random people and give them random hallow threats. People who are nobheads often call other people nobheads. :P

Nobhead is a word for men; by MEN! Men who remember freedom! Before seat belts and helmets and condoms! When you could drive drunk, and feel up young girls, and sing along to rock power ballads, and smoke in bars, and get in fights! And wake up in a pile of your own vomit with your eyebrows shaved off!
A nobhead and a kid wearing a cap confront each other.
Nobhead: "I hate cap wearnin' pricks"
Cap Kid stays silent but gets angry and so he decides to fight the Nobhead.
Nobhead defeats the Cap kid.
Bystander 1: "WTF is this shite?"
Bystander 2: "This is nothing, just a couple of nobheads beating each other off... Just the usual."
by Notorious N.O.B. September 6, 2013
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Nobheadery

The character, quality or act of being a nobhead.
His nobheadery was next level last night.

I’m going to a whole new level of nobheadery later.

His nobheadery is spectacular.
by Scolew July 4, 2018
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Nobhead

Harrison says he’s going out when he’s got covid
What a nobhead
by mak1n December 30, 2021
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(k)nobhead

Refer to Tez Ilyas, 8 September 2020
Tez is a (k)nobhead
by skrrratatata September 8, 2020
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