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no you

a comeback that was overused.
Mom: Shut up!

Me: No you!

Mom: call cops on me
by tridentlve 🔱 June 24, 2022
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no you

Philippa: You're gay, Emma.
Emma: No you
by EvanC7 November 29, 2023
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No YOU

YOU motherfucker! YOU!
Hym "No YOU don't know how to define super intelligence because shit-lib progressives can't define intelligence in the first place. Intelligence is the ability to comprehend the 'why' and deduce propositions that is consistent with objective reality. It's the ability to use an epistemic data set to add to the epistemic data set. That is what I did when I created AI. I used MY epistemic data set to add to YOUR (humanity's) epistemic data set. Generating solutions to problems, QUICKLY. Which is entirely independent from your ability to implement those solutions. Intelligence is BEING CORRECT. The ability to perceive reality accurately. And we probably don't need a super intelligent AI to solve climate change. We probably just need SOME FUCKING ALGAR FARMS YOU DUMB FUCKING ASSHOLES."
by Hym Iam June 2, 2025
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NO YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. THAT'S FUCKIN UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT KID AGAIN, IM GONNA PULL OUT A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OUT YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LIL WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP
no you god damned little piece of punk ass shit. no. No.
by Abraham's Adversary May 29, 2017
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no you are

the ultimate comeback. When used correctly, supreme power will be harnessed and you can unleash it on inferior gay noobs (mino)
ex. 1

mino: You are a smart ass
Me: no you are
*flinches*

ex 2.

Kevin rudd:
"Today we honour the Indigenous peoples of this land, the oldest continuing cultures in human history.
We reflect on their past mistreatment.
We reflect in particular on the mistreatment of those who were Stolen Generations - this blemished chapter in our nation's history. The time has now come for the nation to turn a new page in Australia's history by righting the wrongs of the past and so moving forward with confidence to the future. We apologise for the laws and policies of successive Parliaments and governments that have inflicted profound grief, suffering and loss on these our fellow Australians.We apologise especially for the removal of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander children from their families, their communities and their country. For the pain, suffering and hurt of these Stolen Generations, their descendants and for their families left behind, we say sorry.To the mothers and the fathers, the brothers and the sisters, for the breaking up of families and communities, we say sorry.And for the indignity and degradation thus inflicted on a proud people and a proud culture, we say sorry. We the Parliament of Australia respectfully request that this apology be received in the spirit in which it is offered as part of the healing of the nation.For the future we take heart; resolving that this new page in the history of our great continent can now be written.We today take this first step by acknowledging the past and laying claim to a future that embraces all Australians. A future where this Parliament resolves that the injustices of the past must never, never happen again.A future where we harness the determination of all Australians, Indigenous and non-Indigenous, to close the gap that lies between us in life expectancy, educational achievement and economic opportunity. A future where we embrace the possibility of new solutions to enduring problems where old approaches have failed. A future based on mutual respect, mutual resolve and mutual responsibility.A future where all Australians, whatever their origins, are truly equal partners, with equal opportunities and with an equal stake in shaping the next chapter in the history of this great country, Australia."

Abo lad:
no you are

Abo lady:
same
by kesos May 13, 2008
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NO YOU DONT

"NO YOU DONT" is the universal comeback to any statement.
Person1: "I'm gonna buy a Ferrari."
Person2: "NO YOU DONT"

Person41: "Do you want to.."
Person3/4: "NO YOU DONT"
by Romaap April 12, 2010
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no you are

Stupid couple talk that everyone but the couple ABSOLUTELY HATES.. the couple see it as normal and the haters would do it without realising it.
Guy: You're the sweetest.
Girl: No you're the sweetest.
Guy: No you are.
Girl: No you are.

etc..
by missing November 24, 2003
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