Nissan Stanza

Noun, A car that is made by Nissan that is no longer in production but should be, it has many different models including a 5 door hatchback model. has a small engine for its body and even the smallest repairs can get sticky. ex. i had the starter replaced on mine, they had to take out the engine to get at it.

The car in the first home alone movie that the pizza delivery guy drives and hits the statue, right in the beginning of the movie. its a nissan stanza

by Smeter-Pan August 10, 2009

Nissan Pulsar N15 SSS

People say Nissan's prime was in its 90s and early 2000s and they couldn't be more spot on. The Nissan Pulsar is a well-known car in the car community, it may not stand out in its looks or performance but it is a lot of fun to drive, with the mighty SR20 engine it is a very reliable car that won't let you down. These cars are becoming more scarce as some owners tend to get carried away and thrashing these cars, eventually ending up on Facebook marketplace car wreakers. To the average person, this car is an absolute shit box meanwhile they buy a shit unreliable car that they paid way too much for and have the driving skills of a 10 year old. Once you get a Pulsar you never go back and that's a fact. Yeah sure "your car isnt safe you're gonna die if you crash" this could be more wrong. I have witnessed a pulsar take on a semi-trailer and it held up excellent...... until it got written off. Unlike todays cars Nissans/ all cars made before 2010 actually have a personality and are enjoyable to drive. As I've been in both manual and auto I can say that in my opinion, Manuel is way more fun to drive but since you live in Sydney have fun shifting from first to second as everywhere its a traffic jam, Also don't ruin these cars with over the top mods u idiots keep it simple. For the NEW rating of this car safety is a 3/5, boosting is 5/5, and vibEs 5/5 on the p plate scale this car gets a 13/15 falling in the category of cool car bro.

'wtf is that" says fellow nonce
"why of cause its my Nissan Pulsar N15 SSS" says local legend

by smailliw nehs June 30, 2022

Nissan Micra

The best car to ever exist (especially the K12 2003-2010 version). Only those who have never driven it talk shit about this masterpiece. It is like the God himself built this car because you can't even theoretically crash in it (because it is slow). But, c'mon, what do you expect from a tiny car? Sadly, there were no Nissan Micra GT-R produced.

Dude, I jut got overtaken by that Nissan Micra. What a chad drives it. I wish I were as cool as he is

by I_Own_Nissan_Micra_GTR December 8, 2022

Rasmus nissen

A man who nuts on men in their sleep.
he is like santa and the easter bonny, every november he cums out, and if you havent put a glass og jizz out for him he will nut in your mouth.
School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you put jizz out ?
Klaus: no?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen nutted in ur mouth

i forgot to give Rasmus Nissen my jizz

by Nutdog420 September 26, 2022

nissan

Another japanese automaker. They make(d) cars such as the Skyline GT-R, 300ZX, Silvia/240SX, and the new 350Z.

Nissans will last you a long fucking time.

by insmod_ex August 11, 2003

Nissan

An automobile company reintorduced into the wild after Renault began supplying funds. Nissan has proven that it is possible to build the most exciting, stylish, fast and affordable cars within record time.

GM needs to have revolution, they are too greedy and selfish to do so. However, if they did; they would become the company they were in the 60s and early 70s.

by Quest_owner July 11, 2004

nissan

1. In extremely innovative and ground breaking company that slowly began to (until recently) release boring, generic, water-downed, and de-tuned vehicles to North America.

2. A company; that despite tremendous enthusiasm and support, refuses to release outstanding vehicles such as the Skyline, Silvia, and GTi-R in North America.

Instead of the awesome sr20det powered Silvia, I'm stuck with this ka24de powered 240SX P.O.S.

by John September 1, 2004