nilf

Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.

Yo playa, Julia and Cody sure are nilfs... shiiiittt just look at them!!!

by Nilf December 9, 2008

NILF

NURSE I'D LIKE TO FUCK

When I was in the ER last night, I wanted to bang that NILF...shoot.

by precipitating factor to ohdamn May 23, 2009

Nilfs

Plural of Nilf
•Definition of Nilf- Non-bianary I'd like to fuck

Hey dude is that a group of Nilfs
Yeah I bet they just want mushrooms
And some cock with it 😏

by GayCockroach September 1, 2021

NILF

nurse i'd like to fuck
same as mother but with a bangable nurse

holy shit she's a NILF!
or
patient: I think your a proper NILF.
Nurse: What?
Patient: Nurse id like to ....
Nurse: ...fuck
patient: yeah.

by stallwood123 March 14, 2008

NILF

Negro I Would Like to Fuck

Ewww, you think that black bitch is a NILF!!!

by s-BErt August 23, 2006

NILF

(N)atty (I)'d (L)ike to (F)inish

I was at a party looking for some beer than out of the corner my eye, I saw her. She was looking so fresh, so good, I just had to go over there and see what's up. This NILF gave me the best night I ever could have expected.

by Pup.N.Sud April 20, 2010

NILF

Newfie I'd Like To Fuck

Timmy: Did you see Alexandra yesterday
John: Yeah, she is one NILF

by I Love Ghetto Booty March 13, 2009