by Buttfuckme June 04, 2017
Apart from the National Football League, it is also the National Forensics League, a group of overworked students who are either forced by parents or are overachievers and want to speak and give ten minutue speechs. Most competitions are held on Saturdays, where the people have to dress nicely and wear ties. Most people are forced to eat horrible school food at outrageous prices and judges are bloated constatantly. Events are long and boring, and the wait is even worse. Most public speakers don't write their speechs until the night before.
Day of Congress (At Safeway)
Guy 1- It's so cold...
Guy 2- I know, and they won't let us stay inside the store!
Girl- How long did you stay up to?
Guy 1- I already finshed my speech (the person who goes to Nationals)
Guy 2- 11, I had to write one more speech. (Overachiever)
Girl- @&#*@! I had to stay up until 6 in the morning, then I fell asleep on the computer and my mom woke me up at 6:05 and I had prepare to come here. And I still have three more topics to do? Can I share you speech? (Everyone else.)
Guy 1- It's so cold...
Guy 2- I know, and they won't let us stay inside the store!
Girl- How long did you stay up to?
Guy 1- I already finshed my speech (the person who goes to Nationals)
Guy 2- 11, I had to write one more speech. (Overachiever)
Girl- @&#*@! I had to stay up until 6 in the morning, then I fell asleep on the computer and my mom woke me up at 6:05 and I had prepare to come here. And I still have three more topics to do? Can I share you speech? (Everyone else.)
by Advent Clandestine January 21, 2005
YOU'RE MY NFL.
by Jizz in my pants September 22, 2012
A verb meaning to bungle or handle clumsily or carelessly; to screw up by being obtuse or ham-handed.
We had the sale pretty much closed, and then Rich presented. Yeah, he totally NFL'd that one for us.
by Some_guy21 September 26, 2012
Negative First and Last. When replacing a car battery the negative cable is removed first (followed by the positive cable) and replaced last when the new battery is connected. Also applies to connecting and disconnecting jumper cables.
I could never remember which cable to remove first and connect last. I always got it wrong until I was watching Monday Night Football and "Wham!" it struck me! "The ball struck you?" No, NFL! Negative First and Last!
by tgifrydei August 17, 2018