New Trier

New Trier is the highest-profile school north of Chicago, a refuge for the children of rich people of Chicago's North Side. 99% of the students are white or Asian, and it is widely known across the county as the richest, most extravagant school district, where students all drive their Range Rovers and BMW's to school. This is partly true. Only 2/3 of the students do. The other third does not have a driver's license.

Despite their high test scores and reputation of being one of the "smartest" schools in the country, many are unaware of the suffering of those less fortunate. Growing up in a sheltered environment, they simply assume everyone has rich parents to help out the homeless of Detroit, the starving of Nigeria, and the dying of Gaza.

Their parents vote Democrat, but students show a clear disdain for paying more taxes than the underprivileged. Many are known to bring amounts even up to $50 for lunch. They're the kind of people that carry $1,500 in their wallets, encounter a homeless man on the streets, and tell him to get a job.

Despite all this, their egos remain high and care remains low. Money runs high and so does ignorance.
All are ACTUAL QUOTES from New Trier students.

New Trier Kid: "Dad, am I still getting a Ferrari for my 16th birthday?"

New Trier Kid: "Isn't Mexico's government enslaving their people?", "What's Gaza?"

New Trier Kid: "Why should I pay $25,000 in taxes if I make $250,000, while someone earning $30,000 would only pay $3,000? That is SO unfair. If I pay $25,000, so should he!"

New Trier Kid: "Evanston is like New Trier, except a lot less money and a lot more black people."
by Marcos' Soldier July 08, 2006
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New Trier

A large structure full of uptight, spoiled, snobby, good for nothing girls. Mommy and Daddy wait on these worthless children hand and foot. Sure some of these girls will grow up to be trophy wives, just like their own mothers, but it will come with a territory. Soon enough this girls will be smacked with some truth once their future husbands develop a cocaine habit and leave them for some juicy jailbait. Live it up New Trier girls and here's to you and your slow demise!
by smacked with truth May 08, 2009
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New Trier High School

New Trier Township High School is a temple of beauty and love, whereas its neighboring school, Loyola, are stout Catholics who are too short to pull their big heads out of their even bigger asses. New Trier's large community accepts people from any race or background for who they are. The inferior school, Loyola, is full of outcasts who can't humble themselves to fit in with the majority. They sleep with their teachers just so they can have a chance at being as successful as New Trier graduates.
Guy 1: Damn! Those New Trier High School boats kicked ass! I'm glad we were smart enough to back out of a one-on-one competition with them!!
Guy 2: What about those girls?? I think I just died and went to heaven!
by not a stuck-up bitch February 13, 2012
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New Trier High School

A high school on the North Shore of Chicago. It is for kids who applied to prep school on the East Coast and didn't make it in, and are just not cool enough for the better Loyola Academy. Full of stuck up bitches who think they are better than everyone else.
Boy 1: "Yes, I got into Exeter for next year!!"

Boy 2: "Damn I got rejected from Deerfield Academy. Looks like I'm going to New Trier High School. I would go to Loyola but if I can't get into Deerfield I might as well just give up."
by abcxyz941 March 28, 2011
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New trier

Where the grades are high and students are higher and they only talk about mental health
Oh yeah new trier that’s the place where they only talk about mental health and all the students are high
by King_Headass February 08, 2023
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New Trier

An extreme “try-hard.” Sibling of the legendary “Turd-Ferguson.” The kind of person that leans into pitches during 12” softball games and/or lays out and blocks shots in beer league hockey.
Jack - Did you see how many brackets that guy was wearing? Who does he think he is... Johny Depp?

Leroy-Brown - New Trier.
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New Trier

A place where the popular kids and athletes are nothing but a bunch of pathetic drug addicts, alcoholics, brats, sluts, and criminals.
Guy 1: You hear about New Trier?

Guy 2: You mean Crime High?
by Nerds rule, Jocks Drool April 29, 2018
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