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antisocial networking

A term used to describe people who rarely, if ever visit social networking sites because they have better things to do with their time. They limit their activity to 30 minutes a day. They avoid habits like changing their profile picture daily and putting every thought they have on Twitter. Most don't have an Instagram account, but the few that do avoid uploading pictures that make it seem like they're showing off.
Janet: You've only posted on the News Feed twice this whole month. What's up with that?

Mike: I'm antisocial networking.

Janet: I'm impressed.
by 2014_chiguy September 19, 2013
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Networking

Pronounced: (Uh-Lan)
Partying, and drinking.
I cant make it tonight, I have to go networking.
The best way to meet people is to network.
by networking June 11, 2014
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Sexual Networking

When people bring attractive friends to parties for swapping purposes. Akin to swinging but less creepy-sounding.
Chris brought Anna to the party, and Kyle brought Sarah. Chris proceeded to pound Sarah into a mattress, while Kyle polluted Anna's rivers and streams. The group, as a whole, was engaged in sexual networking.
by Team Blonde Professor June 8, 2014
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Networking

you meet GIRL A, GIRL A has three friends, GIRL 1, GIRL 2 GIRL 3. After meeting girls 1,2,and 3. you find out that all three of them and lots of girlfriends of their own..

And so on and so fourth
dude, you wanna come hang out? Stacy is bringing a few of her girlfriends out, I figured we could do some networking.
by Nathan Rondot August 3, 2007
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Anti-social networking

Actively avoiding or severing connections on social networking sites to avoid your friend's connections.
Once I realized what a bitch Chuck's wife is, I took him off my friends list. I like the guy, but a little anti-social networking is easier than dealing with her.
by Jake4f March 16, 2009
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networking

a person who seeks employment by staying on the grind
im networking so ill holla at you later
by j money March 1, 2005
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how white collar executives hook up
"this is a great conference isn't it?"

"excellent for networking, I'm glad my wife stayed home!"
by MintyLeila July 6, 2005
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