Nesty

A smart and passionate person. Has no friends, but everyone wants to be friends with her. Quiet and reserved. Single.

Stop being such a Nesty and hang out with me!

by lolodie3r May 17, 2018

netsheep

People that participate in social netsheeping on social networks.

I gave up facebook after I discovered all my friends are nothing but netsheep!

by Mark in San Bruno February 3, 2010

Netsturbator

Mostly nonsexual, yet somehow creepier than a Furbie. A blogger who cannot overcome their ego. From copious photos of their pets, to a daily diary consisting of grocery lists and parental disputes about cellphone bills, to linking their daily diaries to every possible filter on the net just so we can ALL see how ugly their spouse is, how bored/boring their cats are, how dorky their office/bedroom is. Prone to posting crude sketches of she-wolves or ultra-close-up selfportraits when zittiness is at apex.

"Have you ever seen confidential's site? That guy's a total Netsturbator! He actually listed his favorite movie as Titanic just to get chicks, and those cat pictures are like 7 years old. His cat's been DEAD for 4 years, man!"

by Stormtrooper With Cats May 4, 2006

Netstream Media

netstream media

Noun, uncountable, mostly plural

1. information outlets disseminated via the Internet, usually associated with (though not necessarily) the highest viewed pages, therefore representing the majority of media that consumers are likely to encounter;

2. any Internet source that presents information in the form of news, reviews, gossip blogs, etc. Examples include Upworthy, XDA Developers, TMZ, among others.

3. compare, 'mainstream media.'

Usage Notes: Not to be confused with Adobe's ActionScript object class, 'Netstream.'

Style Guide: Writers should follow their preferred style guide in determining the singular form for 'netstream media.'

"I'm getting tired of all the emo-terrorism of the current batch of click-bait netstream media, like the viral mills of Upworthy or Buzzfeed."

by physix April 11, 2014

netspeak

An easy way to determine the IQ of the person you are talking to over the Internet. See chatspeak.

Person 1: howz r u 2day!!!!!!!111
Person 2: IQ is 41.

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

netscaped

1.to be utterly wiped from existance. coined from micro$ofts wipeout of Netscape communicator with Internet Explorer.
2. owned.

oh shit, you just got netscaped!

by Mr. Brian March 26, 2004

netsplittist

One who loudly and proudly announces the onset of a Netsplit, when everybody is already aware of it.

Quit: Person (netsplit)
Quit: Person2 (netsplit)
Quit: Person3 (netsplit)
Quit: Person4 (netsplit)
Quit: Person5 (netsplit)
<Idiot> we're having a netsplit.

by Alpaca Lenny January 19, 2005