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Urethral Social Networking

I have over 200 friends on my Urethral Social Networking page.
by Alexander Tarrant August 4, 2008
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social networking whore

a person who regularly uses more than one social networking site(such as myspace, bebo, facebook, twitter, friendster, etc)

OR

Someone who spends more than an hour a day on a social networking site.

Usually a combination of both. Social networking whore's get off when they get comments or pokes and generally go through acute depression and anxiety when they sign in to find no updates at all.
That Lily Allen is always blogging on myspace and updating her twitter. She's like the original social networking whore.

Steph has facebook, bebo, myspace and twitter and goes online everyday. She's such a social networking whore.
by charjackson March 7, 2009
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Social Netjerking

1.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that your hottest friends have posted on their social networking profiles.

2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
1.) I did a bit of social netjerking this morning while looking at your girlfriend's facebook page. Man she posts some slutty pictures!

2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
by KOZE KITTENZ September 22, 2011
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social notworking

When you spend all days at your job on social networking sites such as facebook,myspace and twitter.
Amanda spent day in the office social notworking instead of helping patients.
by ChocoStick March 11, 2009
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netpicking

"Netpicking" is a type of obfuscation and/or nitpicking that generally derives from overfocus on tangential or irrelevant aspects of something as posted on the internet.

"Netpicking" is extremely common in internet message board style exchanges where words and images can be misinterpreted (intentionally or unintentionally), and dissected for technical or semantic inaccuracies, flaws, loopholes, or exploitable phraseologies.

While the "netpick" may be well-intentioned and innocent at times, it's more often used as a defense mechanism in flame wars and debates. The purpose is to ignore the greater, more obvious point, and instead redirect the discussion to something that probably shouldn't even be up for debate.

Other forms of the "netpick" manifest as pointles and often cruel hypercriticism based on "online-only" standards of excellence, beauty, competence, etc. held by the netpicker, who is most likely nowhere near a position to be judging anyone else by said standards.

"Fail" vs "Win" mentality is often a symptom of "netpickers", who rely on the buffer of anonymous internet identities to protect them from the constant hyper-scrutiny they heap upon others, merely for the purpose of entertainment through pointlessly negative commentary.
"Fritz totally ignored my point about abortion's effect on society, and started going off about the definition of 'society'! He was clearly just netpicking."

"I don't care if she has sharp knees. She's hot, and YOUR last date had to be crated at the end of the night. Stop netpicking."
by lordjupiter February 9, 2010
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networking

the action of connecting two devices so they can communicate with each other.
I just hooked up two computers with a router and I'm sharing my printer. How do you like that! Cheap and easy networking.
by chuckthefuk January 21, 2006
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antisocial networking

The Liberal media censoring web blogs so that only their
socialist agenda is presented. Democrats feeble attempt to brainwash the populous into their twisted way of thinking.
AOL is part of the current the present administrations antisocial networking.
by NCKnobster June 15, 2011
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