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nematode

1. A person combining all the most negative characteristics of a douchebag, a retard, an infantile moron, a jerkbutt, a dumbass, an insect, a parasite, and a homosexual. Usually has a massive inferiority comlex. Tries to come across as tough and cool, but can't fool you if you've known him for two or more weeks. His idiotic antics are occasionally funny, but never when he means them to be, and only 2% of the time when he doesn't. Can't succeed at anything, not school, not sports, nothing. The only justification for the theory of eugenics. The word is usually a masculine adjective.

2. A roundworm(the intestinal parasite).
That guy is such a nematode!

We need to identify the gene for being a nematode.

Roundworms are nematodes
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Negratory

A gathering place of peoples tinted slightly or largely darker than average. Usually made of glass or bars, or at least with a glass ceiling for observing behaviors, taking notes, or simply amusing ones-self. Sometimes similar to or confused with "prison." While visiting the negratory, be advised to wear ear protection, as it's inhabitants appear to lack control over the volume of their incoherent languages.
Person A: Where the hell have you been?
Person B: Oh, I was teasing monkeys with a crack-pipe down at the negratory.

"I don't know what happened, he was here one second, then gone the next, it was like Chitlins in a negratory"

"Professor, look! When we turn the overhead lights off in the negratory, the only way you can tell they're still there is by playing this Bernie Mac CD!"
by Demauray X May 7, 2008
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Nematode

A person who fucks his/her uncle on the regular.
Look at ole Jimmy and his Uncle Johnson over there. Everyone knows Jimmy is a total nematode.
by DadNumberNine December 13, 2018
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nimrat

The most trustworthy and amazing friend you will ever have. They will always be there for you through thick and thin.
Hey, whos that nice girl over there?
Oh, the pretty one? thats Nimrat!!!
by umchileanywayssoooooooo November 22, 2021
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Nemat

The best people I have ever seen in my life.
A person who loves mountain and nature and hate water as much as he can.
Nemat is one of my fantastic friends.
by ¥@$ August 18, 2018
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nimrat

A beautiful girl with long hair and brown eyes. She puts a smile on everyone’s face as she walks in the room. She has the cutest smile. Nimrat is an amazing girl and any man would be lucky to have her.
Nimrat is gorgeous
by Thecoolestdudeever101 December 10, 2021
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nematocyst

1. The stinging cell of a jellyfish
Look! He's been impaled on a nematocyst!
by Braavosi April 30, 2003
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