needle dick

A very small and thin dick, reminiscent of the size of a needle or as thin and as short as a needle. Very similar to a baby dick, or a micro penis or even a teeny-weeny, due to the very small size of it.

Rachel said "Gareth, you have a very small penis, a needle dick! hahahahahaha"

by GarethB July 16, 2008

needle dick

very, very small penis

atit patel has a needle dick

by ryan May 25, 2003

Needle dick

a very long sharp skinny penis much like a needle

god that guys needle dick hurt last night

by Bag of tea June 7, 2009

Needle Dick

An insult that is used throughout Australian culture to insult anothers penis size.

Kevin: Nice face Needle Dick.
George: Screw You!

by Geo12 December 20, 2008

needle dick

A dick so small that you can cut your finger on it.

We were taking a shower in the locker room the other day and that Josh kid's dick was so small that everyone calls him needle dick.

by Dread7447 August 21, 2005

needle dick

A small Penis thin and stubby

Sean Phillips was found to have a needle dick when he got pants in a locker room

by T3h 0wner June 19, 2006

Needle Dick

A long, slender penis with hardly any width.

Britney Spears: OMG did you see that needle dick?
Kevin Federline: Yes when i sucked that i didn't even hardly have to open my mouth!

by Sharon Butts November 7, 2009