Neckbeard

A noun not referring to a beard that grows down to one's neck, but to a self secluded troglodyte, often represented as a weeb or a person who isolates themselves to the indoors and typically is obsessed with pop culture. Many neckbeards lack hygiene and social cues as well as being typically a self proclaimed "gentleman" or, to the rest of society's terms of phrase, a simp.

Phil is such a neckbeard. I haven't seen him come out of his cave for days.

by Flexiglass June 30, 2020

Neckbeard

Usually overweight and over the age of 30, they hang around board game stores and play games. They also have a weird point of view of everything uses to be good. Their "nostalgia" gets in the way of rational thinking and causes distrust towards modern cercumstances/trends/beliefs

I gotta go to the game store to refill on bolt-action paint, but those Neckbeards smell so dang bad.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Neckbeard

Neckbeard some guy in their thirties living off of mountain dew and wearing a fedora. They are usually bronies but exceptions aply.

that bitchass neckbeard just fucked a waterfountain. Neckbeard just dont

by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018

Neckbeard

Asmongold

McConnell: Asmon stop being such a neckbeard!
Asmon: Fuck you neckbeard lookin' ass. I've got 99% of items in wow lmao

by asmongoldlover999 May 13, 2019

Neckbeard

An stupid ass nigga who forgot to shave under his chin

Look at this neckbeard

by Monkeyman972 November 2, 2020

Neckbeard

When facial hair grows on a manchild's neck but not on his face. Identifying said person as someone incapable of adult interaction or successful working relationships.

Meet my co-worker neckbeard. Don't stare, he gets self conscious about his inability to grow a mans beard.

by MAJEKA August 1, 2011

Neckbeard

Almost always an older, unemployed or retired guy distinguished by a nasty looking neck beard that looks like a dead cat wrapped around his neck. During ammo shortages, they stake out the local ammo retailers and get there hours before they open so they’ll be the first one in line to snatch up any ammo that shows up and resell it at inflated prices.

Those damn neckbeards are the ones causing the ammo shortage and high prices.

by Looma January 24, 2021