nyesexual

Sexual and romantic attraction to bill nye the science guy *bill, bill, bill*

For fucks sake mum, I'm not straight! I'm nyesexual.

nyesexual by The gay cactus April 23, 2018

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hamsexual

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.

"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."

hamsexual by Qube February 27, 2005

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namsexual • Naosexual • napsexual • narsexual • Nazsexual • nahsexual • naisexual • Namesexual • namisexual • Natsexual

narusexual

A person, normally a crazed fangirl, who dreams about and would like to perform any sexual deed with any character from the anime/manga Naruto and Naruto Shippuden. They are normally fans of hentai, yaoi and yuri. They also make noises such as "fangasms" when excited by the show and/or manga. They also participate in things like roleplay and read fanfiction.

Fangirl 1: Oh my god, I love Sasuke so much!

Fangirl 2: Wow, are you a narusexual?

narusexual by Shikatard September 15, 2011

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Nomosexual

a. a person who has "retired" from all sexual activity
b. any person no longer interested in sex
c. a person that is neither heterosexual nor homosexual
d. a born again virgin

"Put that thing away," she said, "I'm a nomosexual."

Nomosexual by karenrmm April 6, 2010